Richard Burke

Sports commentary. Political commentary. General observations. Clever one liners and awful puns.

[Richard Burke @RichardBmslp]

@Lane_Kiffin Don’t let the door kick you in the ass

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@BallState The first amendment means that people are allowed to say whatever they want even it is so crazy or insensitive that it means they lose their job for saying it.

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Derek Carr retired. Well Shoughs!
#derekcarr #Saints #NewOrleans

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@ProFootballTalk Tracy McGrady has entered the chat

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Would you like @DOGE to audit the IRS?

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Got to snap a pic with the guv today.

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@thehill Senator schatz out his opinion

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@Jeff_Nowak Do we have any receivers that can run that fast?

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@thehill Since when does the guy facing the firing squad also get a gun?

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@washingtonpost Damn jack o lanterns ruining the environment

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@BarackObama @KamalaHarris Well I mean if she was raised in a middle class family…

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@RussLatino It’s one of those 2 and 1 air fryer grills that they had back in the 80s

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@charliekirk11 @angelabhill1 Is Stormy Daniels going to make an appearance?

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I only want the US to look like Finland if I get Niklas Antilla’s circle 2 putt.

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@JournalistHRH @ashtonpittman @MSFreePress Feel free to dm me, I work in the mayor’s office and can help arrange things for you

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@JournalistHRH @ashtonpittman @MSFreePress You’re welcome to come to Natchez. We just received a 24.6 million dollar RAISE grant that we are calling forks to freedom that will provide infrastructure improvements to an area of our town where one of the largest slave markets once stood and where Hiram Reveld once preached

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@elonmusk It may be wise to not include a link in this video that goes straight to her victory fund donation page

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@JoeBiden Lol

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@ryanhallyall Alcorn state university looks pretty close to storm in Jefferson/Claiborne county Mississippi

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@thepunkrockmba Any thoughts on the Beastie Boys? Curious on your take can’t recall catching a video where you really mentioned them.