Dr. Richard Kimble

I did not kill Helen. I do miss her though.

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

@AdamSchefter And still has accomplished nothing

[B. Miller @BlaiseInKC]

There’s some quirk in physics where, if there’s a small hole in a bag of mulch it will leak all over your vehicle.
But if you rip a giant hole in the bag and try to dump it out into your landscaping, almost none will fall out.

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

@alec_lewis Let’s be honest here, JJ has done himself no favors during OTA interviews. Comes off as a spoiled twat. That said, Steve Smith is about 4-5 years away from one of those CTE case studies.

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

@hpfounder @CoachDanGo Yeah but why do that when they just take Ozempic and become hollowed out lightweight versions of themselves ?

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

@ontexasfootball Not desperate. Your coach ran his mouth. And now he and your program are scared shitless to back it up.

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

@secnumbersguy Then don’t run your mouth.

[Slander University @TheSlanderU]

Sark:“We could go undefeated with our 2s and 3s playing the schedule”.

McGuire: play us with your ones we will pay the buyouts

Texas Fans: wait wait wait *insert excuses why we can’t play*

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

@Aaron_Torres Zero chance @TexasFootball and @CoachSark do this. Always been a school that loves to talk shit but rarely backs it up.

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

Love this. Best part is Texas doesn’t have the balls to accept the offer and everyone knows it

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Texas Tech is offering to buyout their game with Abilene Christian AND buyout Texas’ game with Texas State in order to free up Week 1 so the Red Raiders and Longhorns can play each other.

This comes after Steve Sarkisian said Texas could go undefeated against Texas Tech’s schedule with their backups.

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

lol. You’re so full of shit @WallStreetApes we throw out driscolls and other producers fruit all the time and our chickens, squirrels, rabbits all happily eat them. Try another biased slant fucktards.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Most Americans know Driscoll's strawberries have been linked to cancer causing chemicals by now and if you leave them out, wildlife won’t eat them

But it’s not just the Driscoll's brand. If you try and leave out other brands like Aldi it’s the same thing. Animals won’t eat them and there is a reason for that

Strawberries are consistently ranked near the top of the EWG’s Dirty Dozen list because they are grown close to the ground. Because of that they require heavy pest and fungus management

A May 2026 Mamavation lab test, one conventional Driscoll’s sample from a California store, found residues of 12 pesticides, including several fluorinated ones sometimes described as PFAS-like “forever chemicals.”

It’s because of all these chemicals that many times wildlife avoid them

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

@PodcastDoesnt @SSJWHB But what about the @Royals who don’t do anything well with the exception of 1 or 2 guys? #FireQ

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

Put these fucking people down. There’s no rehabilitation program in the world that can get rid of their evil.

[Peter Kazanjy @Kazanjy]

The three teenagers in Austin who joyrode around shooting people were previously jailed illegal aliens that the Austin DA let out of jail without telling ICE to prevent their deportation.

So now this poor guy who was walking his dogs on a Sunday has bullet holes in him.

Slow clap.

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

@noahdarling_ I’m sure you 7k participation trophy winning followers agree.

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

Aaron Rai’s parents still quietly livid that he isn’t a doctor.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

If a player stole 60 bases a season for 22 years, Rickey Henderson would STILL have more steals 😮

[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

RIP, Clarence Carter.

In 2023, Billboard ranked ‘Strokin’’ (1986) at #79 on its list of ‘The 100 Best Pop Songs Never to Hit the Hot 💯’, a track simply too filthy for radio to touch.

[🦅 @OhhDamnSon]

Rocky, but Elliot Page instead of Sylvester Stallone.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

300, but instead of Gerard Butler, it’s Elliot Page.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Troy, but instead of Brad Pitt, it’s Elliot Page.

[Dr. Richard Kimble @RichardKimbleDR]

@Texas_jeep__guy When you first start dating and leave their house the next morning