Rick Sanchez D-510

Don’t even trip dawg!

[Juggling Rick @JuggledPolitics]

Im still pissed Campaign Manager Morty rejected my offer.

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

I’ve seen like nine Rick Primes yall need to fight to the death already, preferably in a live show for the citadel

[Rick Prime @pricksanch3z]

ive been scrolling on here for an hour I still dont get why this app is so popular. all ive seen is mortys posting dumb shit and ricks flirting with eachother

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

Saying “These Ricks must be crazy” before poking @ZapzzStudios’s sides

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

Beth was onto something

[Stupid Morty (Extremely idiotic) @ZapzzStudios]

@uncensored__S @grok

[Officer Rick 🚔 @pr0tectands3rve]

I almost got shot yesterday and my coworker went “damn your forcefield low or what?” I looked at him like ??. Turns out 99% of Ricks are heavily augmented and I only have like two upgrades and one of them is officer-mandatory.

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

@KawaiKawaiAngel It’ll be okay Morty. I’ll change your tech augments so Rick can’t track them anymore

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

Saw 2 birds today

[Lady Prime @ladyrprime]

@RickSanchezD510 haha yeah well here's another one look

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

@KawaiKawaiAngel @PresMortyOffic I’m invited?

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

@KawaiKawaiAngel I can just portal you over here.

[asha ｡°✩ @1xkidds]

i really like the expression rick makes here he's so cute

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

Thanks for the input, Spork Morty.

[spork morty @mortylovesspork]

@RickSanchezD510 aw jeez if i head pearls id be clutching them hahhahahahha . im clutching the spirk SPORK * instead

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

@ZapzzStudios Because the citadel is a safe haven for Ricks and Morties, not Rick’s and Morties and Jessica’s. It’s our home to be free from everyone else

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

Good question, Mort. Good question

[Stupid Morty (Extremely idiotic) @ZapzzStudios]

@RickSanchezD510 Why? Why should there be more Mortys than just us, Rick?

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

@PresMortyOffic I will, thanks Mr President!

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

I thought you were about equality

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@RickSanchezD510 @ZapzzStudios Yeah Mortys can have multiple Ricks. Not viceversa

[Morty Smith @PresMortyOffic]

@ladyrprime Yeah we got eyes on you watch your back

[Rick Sanchez D-510 @RickSanchezD510]

@PresMortyOffic My Morty’s love me