John Trivett

The mumblings of technological nomad from beyond the Kandahar Pass. Updated via my Commodore 64.

[Richard Southern @RichardCityNews]

The Canadian citizenship and immigration website has crashed. #ElectionNight

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

BBC subtitles on point as usual #ElectionNight

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@empom @bakewards bigly news CNN reporters announce "there's a lot more math to be added"

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

#ElectionNight Yuge News: Clinton to make Trump US ambassador to Mexico. Lots of bigly deals and construction jobs to boost US economy.

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople @ofgem what if I was elderly? Who supplies the keys to the stores? Scottish Power or ACME Electric Keys Ltd?

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople @ofgem does that apply to all customers? What if I lived in London? What if the nearest paypoint was 50miles away?

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople @ofgem so basically you advise people to go randomly from shop to shop, in the hope that they might have a key? 1/2

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople @ofgem your own CS agent called 7 shops, no keys...if I was 65+ would you be telling me to look for a key in a haystack?

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople fish dying, food rotting, medication that needs to be stored in the fridge. @ofgem laws and codes of conduct for this?

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople @ofgem is this automated? Are you having a laugh? Are you saying your customer service team are lying? One store only!

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople @ofgem your customer service team already told us that there is only 1 store in Exeter with replacement keys

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople I'll do you a deal, you check your system, give me the name of a store and I won't change supplier, or complain to @ofgem

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople called your 'help' line and I use the word loosely. Told to go to a certain store, as only stockist. No replacement key

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople we called, was told the electric wouldn't go off, it did. Called again, you hung up. Was told to go to a store, no key...

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@SP_EnergyPeople no replacement pre-paid electric keys in the whole of Exeter. Nearest outlet is 20miles. Sister is diabetic #ombudsman

[ꜱɪʀ ꜰʀᴇᴅ ʙᴏʏᴄᴏᴛᴛ @FredBoycott]

Congratulation to Mitchell Johnson. A superb century.

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

A shambles from start to finish, even if Butler becomes a hero they should come home.

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

Has anyone got a spare batsman capable of a few runs. If yes, please contact the ECB

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

India getting crushed, well bowled @jimmy9 & @StuartBroad8

[John Trivett @RickTurban]

@david_tapp @thepastymuncher And cats...