Mornin', Spuds!

You can have any colour you like as long as it's neoliberalism

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@leahdionne__ "Sparkling wor-tor" always got me

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@TheExtremeMusi1

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@PunkRockClub I do as many things as possible to the tune of "Breaking the Law" out loud: mowing the lawn, paying the staff, taking a piss, you name it. Have been caught doing it more than once, and one time found the person who caught me doing it themselves later on lol

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@PunkRockClub Tennessee Hustler bangs like a shithouse door in a gale. Saw Mule play Birmingham 30 years ago, at most 20 people in the audience and they tore the fucken roof off anyway, what a band

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@Revolt_Man_ Day 242 and I can now open the sliding doors on panel vans using only my mind. Not quickly tho

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@hjluks @CoachDanGo Is there any way to safely perform these or similar exercises with a fully herniated L5/S1?

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@PerthshireMags Unfair, they might have gone off the boil of late but there's at least five albums in their back catalogue that all bang like a shithouse door in a gale

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@saywhatagain All of your friends are cunts
Your mother is a ball-point pen thief

Best opening lines ever

[Tara Ann Thieke @TaraAnnThieke]

When I was in my 20s I wished to deepen my understanding of the Israel-Palestine situation. So I purchased at least a dozen books - mostly semi-obscure, academic, many by dissenting Israeli historians.

A day came when I closed a book halfway through, resolved to read no further, even to try to forget all I had learned, and then I donated all the books. It was clear, painfully and miserably clear, that I would be wasting my life trying to understand it more when it was nothing more than this.

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@Marcute22 @IndiaWilloughby That shift *em dash* from a guaranteed audience to an unpredictable algorithm *em dash* is why so many longtime users feel frustrated and disconnected. Yeah, ISN'T IT FUCKING JUST

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 @PunkRockClub This "news" is 20 years old. It's been on Banksy's Wikipedia page for *years*

[Estrogen Chic @EstrogenChic]

I don’t want David Tennant to say trans people are valid on a talk show, I want him to hit Wes Streeting with his car

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@kathnich169 Just 23 days ago, I traveled to Israel *em dash* something I've dreamed of my entire life *em dash* to volunteer by cooking and helping feed IDF soldiers.

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@eoinyk @SVG__Collection If Pisces Iscariot had been released _before_ Siamese Dream that would have been perfect

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@Falcon_Malteser Get Lord Alli on the case, he'll have her kitted out proper in no time

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@JohnCleese You're an absolute disgrace. We shouldn't be banning under-16s from social media, we should be banning the over-70s

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@s3xhat3r @Howlingmutant0 Enheduanna over Sargon, really?

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@duckbldg It kind of was, tho: https://t.co/h1W2okILec

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@eurofounder Read this in Henning Wehn's voice

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@MargBarAmerica Eyes like sheep's cunts