Mitchell Surface

Featherless biped. Cook. Investor. Photofrapher. Parrot parent.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

if you’re not on the bird’s side you’re a cop https://t.co/96sUDrpxkh

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Airlines Cruising At 40,000 Feet via @finimize https://t.co/Efg7EB2yfQ

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RIP Flappy

A sad end for a Beijing Cuckoo https://t.co/34mq9wLiYq #axioschina

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If I don't measure up as an American writer, at least leave me to my delusion. -- Philip Roth #quotes

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A penny saved is a penny to squander. -- Ambrose Bierce #quotes

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Whenever people agree with me, I always think I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde #quotes

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"You can have my Unix system when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers." -- Cal Keegan #quotes

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How long until this comes to Hawaii, I wonder?

Watch “082114 Lava Steak” on #Vimeo https://t.co/X2LigVAjHi

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"If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's hairdo go down?" -- Robin Williams #quotes

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"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!" -- Buckaroo Banzai #quotes

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The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows. - Frank Zappa #quotes

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"But this one goes to eleven." -- Nigel Tufnel #quotes

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We're number ... 37? #nevermind

2018's Most Fun States in America https://t.co/e4bCSXN9Kr via @WalletHub

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"Anyone attempting to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin." -- John Von Neumann #quotes

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"All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific." -- Jane Wagner #quote

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United just can't stop stepping in it. #tomatojuice #united

United Airlines has removed tomato juice from its menu and people are losing it https://t.co/kVw2A863FI via @TheWeek

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What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect generally happens. -- Bengamin Disraeli #quotes

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Uber's way of encouraging more riders and fewer walkers? Just Wondering...

Uber autonomous software reportedly set to ignore pedestrian https://t.co/vRz3kyILiP

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Brings a whole new meaning to 'expose yourself to Art.'

BBC News - Palais de Tokyo: Paris gallery opens its doors to nudists https://t.co/K8x5RoFQFs

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Humanity has the stars in its future, and that future is too important to be lost under the burden of juvenile folly and ignorant superstition. - Isaac Asimov #quotes