Meeko🐾

My life's a little like The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon. Lost and hopelessly in love with a handsome baseball player. But, the catch is I don’t have a Walkman.

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

@tswisteria Nope. The line hasn’t moved at all on my end 🙃😭

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

Hi, welcome to Chili’s….

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

when it’s easier to get a blue check mark than @taylorswift13 tickets <<

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

@dontatme___ @ElisabethRambl1 @sammi_0815 @repqueen782 Same. Haven’t moved in the Pittsburgh line since 1030am.

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Either boys liked you in high school or you got a Taylor swift verified fan presale code there is no crossover

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

I feel like I’m getting ready to go into battle to get these tickets. I’m not prepared 😂 #sendhelp #TaylorSwift #TaylorSwiftErasTour

[Sari✨❤️‍🔥 @sparklysari]

Are we sure this is @taylorswift13 cuz I’m pretty sure that’s Becky #midnightsTSnosleepover #tsmidnights @taylornation13

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

Taylor Swift sang the national anthem before the race at @phoenixraceway in 2006. Now look at her. What I'm saying is @phoenixraceway is better for your career than "American Idol," "The Voice" and "America's Got Talent" combined because science. #TSmidnightTS #NASCAR

[*name listed below* @iamjoshdouglas]

So is Taylor Swift more like a musical Willy Wonka or Jigsaw?

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

My favorite part of the holidays.
“Why don’t you talk to so&so anymore?”

I was tired of:
A) being asked for drug money
B) being disrespected by them 24/7
C) being called a whore for refusing to sleep with them.
D) all of the above…

🙄🖕

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

Is it inappropriate to end your wedding vows with “Omaha, Omaha, papa Johns. Go Broncos.” Asking for a friend 😂🤣

[Dr Nicole Christian Brathwaite, MD @Drnicolecb]

I don't think people understand the toll that the pandemic is taking on healthcare workers. I treat many physicians & their families. I spent an entire session with a doc who just cried for over 20 minutes. They didn't have the ability to speak. The grief & trauma is overwhelming

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

“When life hands you lemons make lemonade.”

Nope, not in Ohio. No lemons or lemonade stands here, just corn and childhood disappointment. 🙃

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

Super salty I was never able to have a lemonade stand as a kid. I lived in the middle of a corn field, and apparently corn stalks and chickens don’t buy lemonade 🥲

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

So, Saturday night didn’t go as planned at all thanks to our glorious Ohio weather… but we at least got to watch @Alex_Bowman for a few, still making it a pretty cool night regardless 👍

[sad @apathyboredom]

mom can u come pick me up, they're talking about having futures and living past 30

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Screw it.

100,000 RTs and we'll Naruto run across the tarp and belly slide.

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

My fiancé is seriously the best hype man ever.

My friends making rude comments about “don’t say this or you can’t do that because you’re engaged now blah blah blah.” & then you have him just cheering me on & promoting my bat shit crazy shenanigans 🤷🏻‍♀️😁

[Meeko🐾 @Rikko_Cookies]

“Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder.”

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Who wore it better?