Rob Bernard

Software Engineer, Film Buff, not the former Microsoft Exec. But I get most Rob Bernards' Gmails. 🧵@robbernard80

[Leland @ItsLeland]

In honor of Bobby Cox, here’s almost 20 minutes of him getting ejected.

Legend.

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@MoEgger @UHInsurance01 More like Connor Who.

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@cjscalia

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@senatorshoshana @glukianoff I'm pretty sure it's the Associated Press, those trollops....

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Hey @ctrent, you really need to turn your mic level up on @RiverfrontPod. I need to turn my car radio almost all the way up to hear you, then my ears get blasted off when @dgravy32 starts speaking at a reasonable level.

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@jarod_e_a @JonahDispatch "I really thought it was our year..." - Kim Jong Deux

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@jpodhoretz Nah, it's just a matter of the Barney Stinson "Ewok Line" theory. If you were > 10 when you first saw it then you hated the Ewoks, and if you were < 10 you loved the Ewoks.

As time has gone on a lot more have been introduced to the trilogy as children, thus more people love it.

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@ManaByte It's not revisionism. It's the Barney Stinson "Ewok Line" theory. If you were > 10 when you first saw it then you hated the Ewoks, and if you were < 10 you loved the Ewoks.

As time has gone on a lot more people have been introduced to the trilogy as children, thus they love it.

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@madeindefiance @ryangrim @jaketapper Jonah Goldberg has never served in the IDF

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@Kyle_Beckley @senatorshoshana @soirchick Cousin of the Abominable Regulatory Overreach Man.

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@senatorshoshana Really tiny rocks?

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I hope Ben Mankiewicz is on a rampage.

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Wait, @tcm played Amelie and I didn't know about it... AND they did it without any audio dialogue for some reason?!

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@cjscalia Vows his primary focus as coach will naturally be to improve the team's treatment of families report card grade.

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@BobbyBorkIII Finally, JEBMENTUM!!!

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@JonahDispatch This would seem to be a complete 180 flip from your previous stance on meteors o' death...

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@RiverfrontPod I am begging you to figure out your audio levels. One of you is always MUCH quieter than the other and it's making it very hard to listen.

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@AdeleScalia @cjscalia If David and Nancy French got through this, you can too.
https://t.co/Vi3X1t9nKm

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@myjakeisname Who do you think is wrenching on the team planes engine? Owner Jimmy Bob Jones.

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@senatorshoshana @RSI But you're not resigning your Senate seat, are you?