RobChance

Anesthesiologist, Athlete, Real Estate investor, Trader, COVID-19 survivor

[RobChance @RobChance]

@Capitana_espana Why the back rest and faux seat? Just shove as many people as they can into the fuselage.

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂

“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.

He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.

One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.

I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.

[RobChance @RobChance]

@DarinYocum @FiSavvy Yep, I read the book and did everything right. After the divorce I’m sleeping on a mattress in a $600/month rental. I had to start over. Don’t get married should also be on the list.

[RobChance @RobChance]

@NancyMace Don’t you guys have a slush fund to pay off the victims of sleaze-bag lawmakers?

[RobChance @RobChance]

@iluminatibot Not only is she buying stocks, she’s using leverage with options. She definitely knew something.

[RobChance @RobChance]

@ksorbs Add term limits to the Save Act too. This corpse lost his fight with embalming fluid.

[RobChance @RobChance]

@OUcafe_net @WallStreetMav Why not just generate new A listers?

[RobChance @RobChance]

@war_intell @WallStreetApes That guy must spend every morning in front of his screens.

[RobChance @RobChance]

@r0ck3t23 That should be true of all innovation but since we are on a fiat money system and the Fed controls inflation. Prices will continue to rise and the opposite will occur.

[RobChance @RobChance]

@KobeissiLetter Safe havens 😏

[RobChance @RobChance]

@SenSchumer If someone doesn’t have enough initiative to get an ID. I seriously doubt they will make an effort to vote. This narrative doesn’t make sense.

[RobChance @RobChance]

@BarronTNews_ Maybe the Somalian Day Care owners can bail them out.

[RobChance @RobChance]

Rock beats Paper. I hope the responsible parties go to jail for this.

[Egon von Greyerz @GoldSwitzerland]

Silver didn’t crash - it was flushed! A 35% one-day collapse with no change in supply or demand is not a market move. It’s an intervention. Paper silver was sacrificed to save trapped shorts. Physical metals tell a very different story: https://t.co/s06VPjLPNg.

[Lunix @SolLunix]

New trader without trading knowledge 😂

[RobChance @RobChance]

@aleabitoreddit I bet we will read about this in a book years from now. Something like the blow up of LTCM. I’m sure that crash was engineered to save some banks.

[ALX 🇺🇸 @alx]

Greenland has a population of 56,000.

America should send 100,000 “undocumented immigrants” to “culturally enrich” the island.

They should then be given full rights as citizens.

Finally, they can hold a referendum on leaving Denmark for America.

There’s nothing wrong with this because replacing populations to change the voting demographics is a myth.

[Mike Netter @nettermike]

🚨This account from a Venezuelan security guard loyal to Nicolás Maduro is absolutely chilling—and it explains a lot about why the tone across Latin America suddenly changed.

Security Guard: On the day of the operation, we didn't hear anything coming. We were on guard, but suddenly all our radar systems shut down without any explanation. The next thing we saw were drones, a lot of drones, flying over our positions. We didn't know how to react.

Interviewer: So what happened next? How was the main attack?

Security Guard: After those drones appeared, some helicopters arrived, but there were very few. I think barely eight helicopters. From those helicopters, soldiers came down, but a very small number. Maybe twenty men. But those men were technologically very advanced. They didn't look like anything we've fought against before.

Interviewer: And then the battle began?

Security Guard: Yes, but it was a massacre. We were hundreds, but we had no chance. They were shooting with such precision and speed... it seemed like each soldier was firing 300 rounds per minute. We couldn't do anything.

Interviewer: And your own weapons? Didn't they help?

Security Guard: No help at all. Because it wasn't just the weapons. At one point, they launched something—I don't know how to describe it... it was like a very intense sound wave. Suddenly I felt like my head was exploding from the inside. We all started bleeding from the nose. Some were vomiting blood. We fell to the ground, unable to move.

Interviewer: And your comrades? Did they manage to resist?

Security Guard: No, not at all. Those twenty men, without a single casualty, killed hundreds of us. We had no way to compete with their technology, with their weapons. I swear, I've never seen anything like it. We couldn't even stand up after that sonic weapon or whatever it was.

Interviewer: So do you think the rest of the region should think twice before confronting the Americans?

Security Guard: Without a doubt. I'm sending a warning to anyone who thinks they can fight the United States. They have no idea what they're capable of. After what I saw, I never want to be on the other side of that again. They're not to be messed with.

Interviewer: And now that Trump has said Mexico is on the list, do you think the situation will change in Latin America?

Security Guard: Definitely. Everyone is already talking about this. No one wants to go through what we went through. Now everyone thinks twice. What happened here is going to change a lot of things, not just in Venezuela but throughout the region.

[RobChance @RobChance]

@saras76 @ABC This isn’t late night comedy. It’s inappropriate and poor taste.

[RobChance @RobChance]

@Chicago1Ray I’m having trouble believing that these Somalians pulled this off by themselves if they can’t even spell learning correctly.

[RobChance @RobChance]

@EvanAKilgore @Sec_Noem Like a bad tenant. Cash for keys. Now they might be holding out for more cash.