Rob Hassler

Dad of three, Director of BizDev @Bluecadet, Gooner @Arsenal

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

There’s just something about the @Phillies and the city of Philadelphia, man. They deliver a standout player/fan moment every year. Turner in 23’, Bohm in 24’, and Sanchez last night. Electric stuff!

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

@sathaxe Not a SF dad, but I would rock the absolute heck of these on the east coast.

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

Yo @Verizon - I went through the formal process of trying to claim tickets for WC26 matches in PHL through the MyAccess portal, and after clicking “claim tickets” literally a millisecond after the portal opened I was told all tickets were claimed. What kind of sham is that?

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

@brendanry15 Imagine the things I would have done ripping one of these before a starfinder game

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

I can’t believe we’ve already forgotten about the fact that up until recently Panera was selling a “Charged Lemonade” that was literally the equivalent to SIX espresso shots.

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

I think I just did something slightly impressive in #CallofDuty #CoD

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

@Flamingosis KEXP?! Yessir - sounds good brotha. Congratulations.

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

A team that has a roster including Heaven and multiple Jesus’s should never lose. #arsenal

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

USA ready 🇺🇸

Here's the travelling squad for our 2024 tour stateside ✈️

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

@SixersAdam @SixersAdam do you know if the Sixers partnered with anyone on this? Such a cool concept, but no mention if this was done in-house or not.

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

Me for the next 2 hours trying to see who is who during the #USMNT game

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

What in the WORLD is this camera angle for the #USMNT game???

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

Amazing view of the solar eclipse from Philly

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

@cbm0517 @sshhaauunn Say it with your chest

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

My baby whenever he busts out of the swaddle at night

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

1 kid = 1 kid
2 kids = 2 kids
3 kids = 3,456 kids

That’s the transition

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

Me but 3 under 2

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Me at 7pm complaining about Slack’s new layout after my wife has been with our 2 kids under 2 all day.

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

Funding your candy supply for Halloween this year is the equivalent of one VOO share.

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

Sheeeeeeesh

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Christian Pulisic with an absolute banger 🚀

Watch USA vs. Germany live on TNT or Max 📺 https://t.co/G7t6KxLjFO

[Jake @Jake_FutTrading]

Me after beating a 10 year old who just got EA FC today in Division 10 😭

[Rob Hassler @RobHassler]

@ArsenalPhilly @MisconductPHL @Arsenal @premierleague I’ll be there on Sunday as a PHL member…but just saw the membership for the Reading club, which is where I’m from. Any chance a PHL club member could get one of the Reading shirts?