Rob Longstreth

Sarcastic, passive aggressive, grumpy and you can't help but like me

[Cameron @SirCamCarter]

Y’all, please watch this. I’m hollering omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@seamussaid Munch and pump 😂😂😂

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

How strongly you feel about an issue is not itself a measure of the strength of your argument.

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@LukeDonald And the track jacket and soccer pants.

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

America’s Heartless land

[Margot Sanger-Katz @sangerkatz]

We have published an extremely detailed map of where people are wearing masks in the United States. https://t.co/2ij9fXDTcs @jshkatz @KevinQ

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@Mitch_Seattle The UW must have thought it was all your cash 💰😂😂

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@MollyJongFast 6-3 WTF 3 morons who are supposed to some of the most intelligent got it wrong. And why does this have to be voted on by the Supreme Court. #peoplearepeople

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@TheRickWilson Master race bring own chair to protest. Definitely not going to be a march later. Unless it to KFC

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@MollyJongFast The only person in the photo wearing one...has it on incorrectly. My guess is that every single person in this photo is not concerned with with any type of racial equality.

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@taylorhood505 🍻@taylorhood505 kudos to you for speaking the truth. #bepartofthechange

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@Lawrence Appalling

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@ChuckWendig One it by land two it by sea. Stickem in the belly, boys! What the literal fuck is going on?

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@acnewsitics May want to check with Stormy. My money is on the under!

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@alexisgoldstein Maybe he should build a wall

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@Reuters Shouldn’t the US military be used to protect Americans against attacks. Instead our leader wants to use them against Americans? What is wrong with this strategy? #Weareleaderless

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@Reuters Why couldn’t those two fucks be on that?

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

@NickFaldo006 1. Took it back inside. 2. Bowed wrist(Ala DJ). 3. Zero hip turn and straight legs. 4. Finish is out of sequence

[beth @bethbourdon]

if we only keep one thing from this pandemic, i hope it’s priests with water pistols

[Mark Dolk @mark_dolk]

I woke up this morning and noticed that my drawing 'Donald the Reaper' was liked and shared en masse on Twitter. Thank you all for that. Please Retweet this image; I want to be sure Trump also sees this drawing today.

[Rob Longstreth @RobLongstreth]

Absolutely the most moving rendition I’ve heard. After hearing the story, then the song, his voice and heartfelt singing left me in tears. Good luck Archie

[Simon Cowell @SimonCowell]

This is Archie Williams. I will never forget this audition for the rest of my life. And I’ll never listen to this song in the same way ever again. https://t.co/UCco7OwdGx