Robert Haas

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

The only thing getting me through tonight's admin is listening to Steps!! The nostalgia is keeping my inner child happy! 😊I was close to stomping on my laptop but that would be a tragedy and one for sorrow so I just have to count "5,6,7,8" and the anger is better best forgotten

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

*turns stove on
*Waits for stove to get hot
*Places pot on top of stove
*Waits 5 mins
*Wonders why water isn't boiling
*Realises no water has been placed in the pot...

I think it's safe to say: it's been a long day...

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

@KeldMeld @cher I discovered her greatest hits from 1965 - 1992 album on Apple music and OMGOODNESS!!! My life is complete!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

Can we all just take a second to appreciate the beauty and talent that is @cher! I've spent the last 72 hours listening to her albums through the years and wondering why I haven't done so sooner!!! Come to the UK please so I can meet you!! #cherforpresident

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

Update!! I drove too fast down a country road and broke my car (I assume the suspension at the rear) so any adult points I had are now disqualified... One day I'll adult properly!!

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

Just saying but in the last 48 hours, I've been offered 2 permanent zumba teaching jobs, set up 2 freelance classes, bought fitness insurance for the first time and set up my first overdraft. I think I'm winning at being an adult!! 😁😁 (For now...)

[Kay Weir @KayJWeir]

@GrangeCC shameful behaviour from your team tonight. Giving your club a bad name over some stupid banter. Ridiculous.

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

@KayJWeir That's papa Axel for you! 😂😂

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

Nurse to dad: "wow! Your glasses make you look intelligent!"

Dad's response to nurse: "wow! They make you look horrible"

I love my family 😂😂😂😂

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

@KeldMeld

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

I had a really weird thought today: you know how people swap the first letters of their names (eg. Robert Haas = Hobert Raas). What does Sean Bean's name become?? Like does it become "Bawn Sheen" or does it become "Been Shawn?? #showerthoughts #toomuchfreetime

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

I would like to make it through one episode of @QueerEye without crying... @jvn @bobbyberk @antoni @KaramoBrown @tanfrance thank you for making the world a better place one episode at a time!! 😁❤️

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

@1calvinbrown82 Yes... Yes it was... On the plus side, I'm having very nice catch ups with just about everyone 😂😁

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

When you try ask one person for a favour but you send the text to everyone in your contacts so you get multiple messages asking what a Viva Voce is!! Prize for biggest idiot right here folks! 🤦🏻‍♂️ On the plus side, at least everyone's willing to help 😁

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

Are you really a musical theatre student if your whole year doesn't fall out with each other during show rehearsals? #mustbelove

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

How is it possible (or fair!) that children can scream for hours on end with absolutely no trouble what so ever but I as soon as I try belt above an A, I end up on vocal rest?! Witchcraft I tell ya! WITCHCRAFT!!

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

*whenever a show comes round*

Friend: "Break a leg!"

Me: "Challenge Accepted!"

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

"I love tech rehearsals" said no one ever...

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

Today's lesson: don't sign contracts with new phone providers before you've had a chance to discuss it with your last one. It's amazing the things they offer when you threaten to leave! It's like having a sugar daddy! 🤦‍♂️😂😂

[Robert Haas @RobertHaas16]

Anyone who says "you should take up something nice and safe, like maybe dancing" needs to take a look at my knees... 3 words: Bruises. For. Dayz. 😓😓