robert trout

[Rob @robrousseau]

This is why they want to ban tik tok

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

The Bear but it’s set in a rainforest cafe

[taha @KhanStopMe]

this is what it looks like when i lock in

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

3 day weekend: *exists*
Americans:

[robert trout @RobertTrout4]

Forgive me Father for I have simped. I bought matching pj’s for a “cute”Christmas photo

[Le$ 🥩x🦐™ @SteakxShrimp]

Vettes vipers trucks and bikes

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Wait, are *we* the shithole country?

[robert trout @RobertTrout4]

Marcus Aurelius and I would have been tight

[Garfield @Garfield]

dreading tomorrow

[robert trout @RobertTrout4]

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[jesus dying on the cross] please… make a tv show where vegetables talk about me

[robert trout @RobertTrout4]

Me at work waiting for my company time paid break after 3 eggs w kimchi and 32 oz of coffee for breakfast

[Spitta @CurrenSy_Spitta]

The early morning crew of Walmart shoppers are so cool man.... we’re all up early and speaking to one another because were so much more well to do and snootier than the evening time shoppers.

[robert trout @RobertTrout4]

all I want for my birthday is a big booty empath (I’m a 5’10 Capricorn btw)

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

happy new year!

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

2022 is going to be terrible. Oh, I know. I say that every year. But I'm always right!

[Quilliam @nyquills]

You've heard of elf on a shelf, now get ready to wake up every day until you die.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Put you in a mansion
Somewhere in Wiscansin

[robert trout @RobertTrout4]

@WelcomePod Quesadilla

[Le$ 🥩x🦐™ @SteakxShrimp]

Better stop stealing them catalytic converters