$MIM IS COMING TO KRAKEN
We are thrilled to announce that after a long time of hard work, dedication, and incredible support from our community, $MIM is getting listed on @krakenfx
This is the first big step to get the Bitcoin Wizard back in the spotlight, giving $MIM the visibility and respect our community has worked toward for so long
A massive thank you to @arjunsethi@matthewbarby@pdimitrakos for believing in the BTC Ecosystem and making this listing a reality
And a special shoutout to @LeonidasNFT, who connected us with the Kraken team early on
This is only the beginning for $MIM, with many more milestones to come
The magic is just getting started ✨
Lindo demais, veja o momento em que o Cristo Redentor se abaixa, abraça e acolhe um cachorro caramelo em homenagem ao Dia Mundial dos Animais em Situação de Rua
Just for those who don't know:
@NomadTheSavior is not the savior you think he is
Let me tell you about his achievements over the last 10 months…
He became very active in the discord again last April when he saw that $WZRD was pumping.
He then made several attempts to dilute the $WZRD holders
He made the BITCOIN•WITCH•COIN rune and started airdropping it to BW holders 3 months ago
He said that BW holders had to hold this airdrop to receive 10k Bitcoin Wizard WL
He has still not airdropped all of the BITCOIN•WITCH•COIN to BW holders
He started muting $WZRD and BW OGs for weeks, splitting the community into two camps
He was given the role of CEO after being the worst team member a project has ever seen
He claims that he coined the Magic Internet Money slogan, which is a lie....
Eric Vorhees coined it on the Bitcoin Talk Forum in 2013. @mavensbot talked about this in one of Farokh's spaces (clip below)
He has etched the rune MAGIC•INTERNET•MONEY•MIM and is now starting to dilute the real rune and the $WZRD community again
He is trying to destroy $WZRD
He is trying to destroy Magic•Internet•Money
He is trying to destroy the Bitcoin Wizard
If you support this guy, you are not a real bitcoiner nor do you believe in the success of this space.
I created the "Magic Internet Money" slogan
Always wanted to be more lowkey but I don't mind being a bit more public now
Over a decade ago I came up with Magic Internet Money
Very soon I'll be launching a Magic Internet Money $MIM memecoin @MagicNetMoney
I'll be joined by another legendary OG in this @mavensbot (creator of bitcoin wizard)
Magic Internet Money is the 1st meme in Bitcoin/crypto history so it will become the biggest memecoin in all of crypto, stay tuned 🪄
ANNOUNCING OPERATION $DOG DOMINATION 🧵
FOR THE PAST YEAR THE $DOG ARMY HAS WATCHED AS TIER-1 CEXS PRIORITIZED LISTING FEES OVER INTEGRITY BY LISTING WHICHEVER SCAMMY LOW CAP PUMP-N-DUMP INSIDER CONTROLLED MEMECOIN WILL PAY THEM THE MOST
BY DEMANDING LARGE LISTING FEES THESE EXCHANGES HAVE FOSTERED A CULTURE WHERE TEAMS AND INSIDERS HOLD BACK MASSIVE PORTIONS OF A MEMECOIN’S SUPPLY WHICH HAS LED TO RAMPANT “RUGGING” THAT HAS CAUSED SIGNIFICANT FINANCIAL LOSSES FOR RETAIL INVESTORS
TIER-1 CEXS GET PAID A LARGE PORTION OF THE MEMECOIN, PUMP IT WITH THEIR LISTING ANNOUNCEMENT, AND THEN DUMP IT
THIS IS WHY THERE IS ZERO TRANSPARENCY INTO THE MEMECOIN LISTING PROCESS AT THE TOP EXCHANGES
THEY ARE MAKING SO MUCH MONEY WITH THIS PUMPING AND DUMPING STRATEGY THAT THEY DON’T CARE THAT IT HURTS THEIR REPUTATION OR CAUSES HARM TO THEIR USERS WHO END UP BUYING THESE SCAM MEMECOINS
MEANWHILE THEY’VE COMPLETELY IGNORED THE #1 BITCOIN MEMECOIN $DOG
$DOG IS THE MOST FAIRLY LAUNCHED MEMECOIN IN HISTORY, TOUCHING A $1B MARKET CAP AND ORGANICALLY TRENDING ON X EVERY WEEK, POWERED BY ONE OF THE STRONGEST AND MOST DEDICATED COMMUNITIES IN CRYPTO
THE PUMPING AND DUMPING OF SCAM MEMECOINS WHILE IGNORING $DOG IS PROOF OF HOW DEEPLY CORRUPT THE LARGEST CRYPTO EXCHANGES HAVE BECOME
BUT THERE IS HOPE…
THANKS TO RECENT ADVANCEMENTS IN DECENTRALIZED TRADING, SELF-CUSTODY UXS, AND FIAT-TO-CRYPTO ONRAMPS, SEVERAL ON-CHAIN DEXS ARE NOW RIVALING THE LARGEST CENTRALIZED EXCHANGES IN THE WORLD LIKE BINANCE
WHILE WE WILL CONTINUE TO PUSH FOR $DOG LISTINGS (I STILL REMAIN OPTIMISTIC ABOUT SEVERAL ONGOING CONVERSATIONS) AND ADVOCATE FOR REFORM IN TIER-1 CEXS, WE MUST ALSO EXPAND $DOG’S REACH BY TAPPING INTO THE DEEP ON-CHAIN LIQUIDITY IN ENVIRONMENTS BEYOND BITCOIN L1
THE ARGUMENT THAT “RUNES WILL NEVER SUCCEED BECAUSE THE UX IS BAD” IS SIMPLY FALSE
BTC THE WORLD’S MOST VALUABLE DIGITAL ASSET FACES IDENTICAL ON-CHAIN UX CHALLENGES AS RUNES TOKENS LIKE $DOG
THE SOLUTION?
BTC GETS BRIDGED INTO MANY OTHER ENVIRONMENTS WHETHER IT’S SOLANA VIA CBTC OR INSTITUTIONAL CUSTODY THROUGH THE BLACKROCK ETF
THERE IS ZERO VALID TECHNICAL REASON WHY $DOG CANNOT BE JUST AS ACCESSIBLE AS BTC
OUR MISSION IS CLEAR
$DOG MUST BE AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE MEETING TRADERS WHERE THEY ARE JUST LIKE BTC IS
WE WILL CONTINUE IMPROVING THE TRADING EXPERIENCE ON BITCOIN L1 WHILE EMBRACING L1.5 AND L2 SOLUTIONS THAT DESPITE TRADE-OFFS MAY BETTER SERVE DIFFERENT SEGMENTS OF THE MARKET
$DOG CAN BE BRIDGED TO OTHER L1S AS WELL
SOLANA DEGENS SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUY $DOG ON JUPITER AND MOONSHOT
HYPERLIQUID DEGENS SHOULD BE ABLE TO TRADE $DOG AT ULTRA-FAST SPEEDS
STARTING TODAY $DOG IS BEGINNING AN EXPANSION CAMPAIGN BEYOND BITCOIN L1 INTO THE TESTNETS WHERE WE WILL DOMINATE THE LOCAL MEMECOINS AND ONBOARD NEW SOLDIERS TO THE $DOG ARMY
WHEN GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN THE $DOG COIN OF BITCOIN AND THE DOG COIN OF THEIR TESTNET IT IS OBVIOUS THAT THEY WILL CHOOSE $DOG
TIME AND TIME AGAIN WE’VE SEEN THAT WHEN PEOPLE HAVE A $DOG BUY BUTTON IN FRONT OF THEM THEY SMASH IT BUT WE CAN’T EXPECT EVERYONE TO JUMP THROUGH HOOPS TO BUY $DOG SO WE NEED TO BRING THE BUY BUTTON TO THEM
WITH ZERO TIER-1 SPOT CEX LISTINGS $DOG IS STILL WORTH MORE THAN 15 OF BINANCE'S SPOT LISTED MEMECOINS
THE DATA IS INDISPUTABLE THAT THE DEMAND FOR $DOG IS MASSIVE BUT WE MUST MAKE IT EASIER TO BUY $DOG AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT OPERATION $DOG DOMINATION AIMS TO ACHIEVE
$DOG REMAINS A BITCOIN TOKEN, BUT WE’RE EXPANDING ITS REACH INTO MORE APPS AND ENVIRONMENTS JUST LIKE HOW $DOG IS BRIDGED INTO CEXS TODAY
AT ANY TIME HOLDERS CAN BRIDGE THEIR $DOG BACK TO BITCOIN L1 FOR SETTLEMENT
WHEN A TOKEN IS BRIDGED TO ANOTHER BLOCKCHAIN IT NEVER ACTUALLY LEAVES ITS ORIGINAL CHAIN AND INSTEAD IT IS JUST LOCKED AND THEN A “WRAPPED” VERSION IS CREATED ON THE NEW CHAIN WHICH CAN BE BURNED AT ANY TIME TO CLAIM THE ORIGINAL TOKEN BACK ON BITCOIN
NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE $DOG ARMY TO STORM THE TESTNETS WITH THE SAME RELENTLESS ENERGY THAT WE’VE USED TO DOMINATE BITCOIN
THERE IS NO NEED TO DOWNLOAD TESTNET WALLETS OR DO ANYTHING ON THE TESTNETS JUST BE LOUD
WE MUST FLOOD THE TIMELINE MAKING SURE EVERY TESTNET DEGEN KNOWS ABOUT OUR ARRIVAL WHEN WE ARRIVE ON THEIR CHAIN OR APP
ONE BY ONE WE WILL $DOG-PILL EVERY TESTNET DEGEN BY BEING SO LOUD THAT THEY CANNOT IGNORE US
BUT BEFORE WE BEGIN OUR ALL-OUT ASSAULT WE NEED TO FIRST ROUND UP SOME LIQUIDITY THAT WILL SERVE AS A BATTERING RAM INTO THE TESTNETS
IF YOU ARE A $DOG WHALE AND ARE INTERESTED IN PARTICIPATING IN A $DOG LP PLEASE REACH OUT TO ME
MORE INFORMATION WILL BE SHARED ABOUT BRIDGING PARTNERS AND OUR FIRST TESTNET INVASION IN THE COMING DAYS
IF YOU ARE READY TO PUT AS MANY $DOG BUY BUTTONS IN FRONT OF PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AND SEND $DOG TO THE MOON THEN SMASH THE REPOST BUTTON AND REPLY WITH YOUR IDEAS FOR OPERATION $DOG DOMINATION BELOW!!!!!!!!!
🚀 USDT chega à Lightning Network do Bitcoin!
Agora, o maior stablecoin do mercado está disponível na Lightning Network, trazendo transações mais rápidas e baratas no ecossistema do Bitcoin. ⚡️
Essa integração pode ampliar o uso do BTC além de reserva de valor, impulsionando pagamentos globais mais eficientes e baratos.🔥
Bitcoin evoluindo como infraestrutura financeira! 🌎
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Learn Your Lore: South Park 🧙♂️
Unsanctioned Wizards has a number of traits that reference South Park:
- Face
- Hat
- Outfit
- "Choose A Side" text
Why?
The OG Bitcoin Wizard meme was posted to Reddit on Feb. 18, 2013. The next month, South Park aired episode 7 of season 17 titled Black Friday.
In the episode, Cartman is the Wizard King, and they show a hand-drawn flyer that looks eerily similar to the Bitcoin Wizard!
Coincidence? Maybe, but we don't think so. We think they paid an homage to the Bitcoin Wizard just like we are.
Read the full story: https://t.co/HTiakvGkv8
🔥 Meme Contest 🔥
Giving away two Unsanctioned Wizards to wizardios who can make us laugh.
How to win:
1⃣ Make a UW meme
2⃣ Post your meme and tag @UnsanctionedWiz
3⃣ Bribe team
Use our meme generator https://t.co/x9k2mswvPA (or don't). Winners announced tomorrow.