Synchronology🎧🧬

We used to say Cowabunga! Now we say Kali Yuga

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Rightists are a fringe of assholes who only rules America thanks to A) the toxic power of social media, and B) Americans' hatred of progressive ideology.

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

@bobEbaybay @TheCriticalDri2 lol are you kidding? She already had other stuff lined up before this hit big. It’s not that she just lucked out by being in a big film, her performance is a huge part of what’s driving her success. Studios are going to be lining up to try to get a piece of that magic.

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

@ihtesham2005 They sure don’t make ‘em like that anymore

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

@mattyglesias A single chess move in the 9th dimension translates to 1000s of moves in our paltry 3 dimensional reality

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

@otherbrodarrel @BrianRoemmele You’re thinking of a “clunker”

[shako @shakoistsLog]

sorry, grim reaper, we've depicted you as the soyjak, and the everlasting spirit of human dominance over disease and suffering as the gigachad

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

“It’s going to get weirder and weirder...”—Terence McKenna, 1999

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

@mattyglesias I think the OkC chart is true with respect to how men are viewed by women on dating apps but doesn’t hold up outside of that niche environment. The problem is that apps are the only socially acceptable way to meet potential partners now.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

People don't enjoy their jobs. What they like is the idea that they have some sort of leverage over society, to *make* society give them food and shelter instead of just *begging* for it.

That's why most people don't want to be on welfare, even if they'd have more *stuff*.

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Coming soon—The Secretary Kennedy Podcast.

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

@RichardHanania I’m looking forward to TACO Tuesday

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

@Nelevski8 @KASHMERETRUE Nobody cares what you asked because you are a retard. Enjoy being retarded by yourself. You aren’t fit for human company.

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

Holy shit! 😂😂😂😅😭😣

[Bob Dobbs ♠️🪄🎩 (23 Skiddo) @BobDobbs656]

@Ljiljana1972

[Pelagia @Ljiljana1972]

RIP David Lynch you would have loved this.

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

@C_Tocqueville @doomcock @screenrant It was definitely outside the mold of traditional Trek but it really was good show overall.

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

@BryceMLipscomb ❤️

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

If you elected this, you fucked up big time.

[G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris]

This chart, from YouGov, shows non-MAGA Republicans (about half of the party) moving 50 points, from +25 to -23, against Trump’s war in Iran over the last month.

I wrote two weeks ago why this was the group to watch:
https://t.co/FZrGgk1XnB

[Synchronology🎧🧬 @RobotSynchronol]

@AutismCapital At least everyone is miserable. I take solace in that.