Rob Stafford

Two-wheeled copywriter. Socialist bore. Forza Clapton.

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@LordB1ackington @YupScruffy I’m ten years your senior and can confirm it doesn’t get any better when you age out of the ‘young person’ bracket.

[Johan Lenox @johanlenox]

fuck

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@spasypaddy @AdamBlythe89 Not Tao for the love/loose association with our club?

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@LukeBeardsworth @RobynVinter I’d agree with this too. I’ve been very tall since I was in my early teens/chained to a desk my whole adult life and have always stooped. But regularly visiting a chiropractor and trying to be conscious of it have improved it a lot.

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@BeardedGenius Gone far, far too soon. RIP 😢

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@sexandtheswiss 100% I’ve ridden bikes my whole life, aside from a period in my early twenties where I stopped and partied instead. Unsurprisingly, that’s also the period where my mental health hit an all time low. Bikes/sports in general are incredibly healing. Hope things start to get better!

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@WestHam_Central Also, I know he’s low on confidence, but didn’t Scamacca used to take them at Sassuolo? It’d be a good way to get his numbers up.

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@silogramm @theashrb This. You could literally live anywhere else! So many late license cultural venues/old boozers have gone because people want to make inner London into a village post 10pm.

[Peter Neville @peteneville65]

For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help.

I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

who dares become the next sausage king???

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

This deserves a Booker Prize.

[Joe Fattorini @joefattorini]

Lots of work Christmas parties tonight. In my experience it’s best not to urinate on a crime scene. A brief 🧵

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@LauraParkerUX Sorry you have to go through this. I always stand by Benjamin Zephaniah’s theory that being neuro-divergent can actually help with creativity. We see things differently. Solidarity from a dyspraxic copywriter 💪

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

👏

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@MaxineWade Solidarity from me and most of the country.

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@jviddy @AdamCSharp @NoContextBrits But I will share this incredible website one resident made: https://t.co/ByBGnyWsVT 🤣

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@jviddy @AdamCSharp @NoContextBrits As someone who grew up there, that’s fair. See also ‘Basingrad’ (for all the 1960’s brutalist concrete it used to have) or ‘Amazingstoke’.

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@Layo_FH I’m surprised people are so confident about coming out on top against a goose. The Canada Geese that populate Britain’s parks and riversides are hard as nails!

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@AaronBastani @elonmusk @disclosetv Yes, a union that’s been in existence since 1940 is also somehow a product of wokeness.

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@NoContextBrits Sorted out for Es and quiz

[Rob Stafford @Robstafford]

@BenjiNaesen @adambecket Office chair, stack of books with a laptop perched on top. Job’s a good’un.