El Toro

Spenny Mags & Magic Bags

[Charlie Bennett @CharIieBennett]

In the first two years post-takeover, Newcastle were building a quality side. Bruno G, Botman, Isak, Gordon, Tonali, Hall, et al.

From September 2023, the financial rules stopped them from signing anyone significant for three windows - despite having owners worth almost £1trillion.

Now they are being picked off. Needing to sell to buy.

Any PL club can spend £70m on a player. Only a select few can fork out £300k-a-week on half their team.

Restrictions were introduced to prevent clubs from going bust. An unforeseen (conspiracy theorists may claim deliberate) consequence ensued. Every club must now stay in their lane.

Those outside the “big six” in 2015-16 (when PSR was introduced) might have a fling with cracking the elite. But the financial order will soon push them back to where they belong.

Newcastle - and other aspirational clubs like Aston Villa - are now stuck in a catch-22 situation. They cannot afford to blunder a singing.

Anyone who comes good will inevitably be sold - and I’m not sure how that changes. If the measures were introduced at any other point in English football history, a different set of clubs would make up the “big six”.

They are simply lucky. The other 14 should recognise PSR/SCR for what it is….

Financial Un-Fair Play. #NUFC

[CS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CFC_CS]

A right hand side of Noni Madueke and Jed Spence would struggle to win the FA Vase never mind the World Cup.

[El Toro @Rodwell_J]

@Sutherland3_ @celtic_jaime Used to be my favourites used to watch them all the time for a laugh, what was the random song Joe Rico started playing again?

[Kieron @kieron1892]

Simon’s bus leaving Bertie’s on Monday morning for Qarabağ one hundred and twenty five pound each #NUFC

[Fraz @bigwilla90]

Top tip

Have a ST when we were shite. Then when the good times come round you get a ticket no bother for Barca 👍🏻

[Joe @halliday_9]

Isak when he sees Joelinton on Monday morning in training at Benton

[Dobby Solano @DobbySolanoNUFC]

Did Trippier down tools when Bayern came calling?

No he buckled down and shagged every uni student Jesmond had to offer.

Could learn a thing or two, Alexander. 😤

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

Spanish kids when they start getting free school meals

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

NEWCASTLE UNITED
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

😍

[HarvieBarker @HarvieBarker10]

Best thing I seen in 90 mins last night 🇾🇪

[Geo 🦅 @CPFC_GEO]

Ant McPartlin enjoying a curry:

[Newcastle United Supporters Trust @nufctrust]

This just gets funnier and funnier every time you watch it @brunoog97
Isak is the puppet master 🤣🖤🤍
👏🏻 #NUFC

🎥 Jake Usman

[NUFCR @NUFCR2]

Think this is the best edit of the win I’ve seen so far 🥲😭

#NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

What it means 🖤🤍

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

The road to Wembley. 😍

[george @StokeyyG2]

‘Abby likes to ride…horses’ 😂😂😂�

[Billboard Chris 🌎 @BillboardChris]

Keir Starmer says they have free speech in the UK, but they arrest people for silent prayer.

They release pedophiles from prison to make room for people who say mean things about Islamic rapists.

And they’re holding @TRobinsonNewEra in solitary confinement for showing a film.