Georg*

Garlic bread ambassador.

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Rick Astley & the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage and just pulled him up to do the song

[Твитгенштейн | Twittgenstein @shipulin]

@turbojedi средневековье ещё здесь, просто оно неравномерно распределено

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

finally, we're living through precedented times

[orph @orphcorp]

claude, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. do not make mistakes.

[Ryan Stewart @RyanStewartVO]

I had no idea AAA Mario would be so popular. I had to make some more. 🍄
ft. @ArielHck as Peach

[Olga Berezka @wandermiltz]

Итоги года, но скидываем только мем

[miss white @cinecitta2030]

Wake up babe new bleeding out spot just dropped

[Georg* @RolloLamper]

@1thousandfaces_ this needs a “nice hook, Marty”

[Hero Thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

Yule Detective masterthread for your convenience

[leah 🍁 ☻ @shortnsevered]

this pluribus promo is getting outta hand

[Shukriya Karam Nawazish @typicalnawazish]

Dear team at cognizant,

To whom so ever it might concern.

[@levelsio @levelsio]

Just a month later and...

🇪🇺 ChatControl is back!

Now they're trying to pass an even more far reaching ChatControl law through the back door, in a form even more intrusive than the originally rejected plan, without needing any of the EU countries votes

The new proposal:
- total mandatory surveillance of ALL text chats, emails and social media in the EU
- obligatory registration of your ID/passport to your chat, email or social media account
- minimum age requirement for chat, email and social media apps of 16 (!)

The only way to stop this law is if EU countries veto it

Read more here by @echo_pbreyer:

https://t.co/Yg2iXX9uWs

[Stanislav Kozlovski @kozlovski]

@cto_junior

[Georg* @RolloLamper]

#TIL https://t.co/nGjW2oXXBh
сборник винтажных пасхалок от Гугла, как и всё остальное, безвременно отправленных на кладбище его проектов.