So Very Tired

You're nobody 'til everybody in this town thinks you're a bastard | he/him

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

It always blows my mind that Musk has spent an absolute fortune to look like that when I manage much the same look through basic self-neglect.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

Half of all wild wombats have herpes 🤞

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

Americans should not be allowed to leave America.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

Nicholas Soames used to bark like a dog at women MPs while they were speaking.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

God forbid AI replace real, live journalists.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

A lot of this on Twitter right now and one can only assume these cocksure twats have found a way of totally avoiding bad luck, accidents or illness.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

You know those articles you see about MPs struggling to find jobs after politics? Nobody wants to know them? Looking forward to the one about this lad in a few years.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

"I'm asking you about people with extreme disabilities who are unfit to work & they're going to lose money?"

& again

"Will people with extreme disabilities lose?"

& again

"Will people with extreme disabilities who are unfit to work lose money?"

Minister Alex Norris won't say

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

If that was me I’d talk about nothing else for the rest of my life.

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

That touch and finish is absolute filth 🤯

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

Tell you what, power isn’t doing much for Labour’s front bench. They’re aging like dogs.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

Who are the corollary of “working” people and what do they deserve, Sir Keir?

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Working people are better off with Labour.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

Putting aside how cynically and misanthropically loaded that use of “working” is, this isn’t even true.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Working people are better off with Labour.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

As you would expect, there’s no mention here of the morality or human cost of what Starmer is doing

[John Rentoul @JohnRentoul]

How the new steely Starmer is attacking welfare. Me for @indypremium https://t.co/kbBkeLYsAL

[uncle Monstrous Carb @lowerformofwit]

@estwebber I'd be interested if there was more discussion in the media about morality as it relates to disabled people, because I think I understand what a "moral duty" to people who are vulnerable looks like but I'm not clear what Labour MPs mean by it

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

Shadwell’s army in Good Omens.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

What the fuck is going on here? It sounds like the kind of caper Grant Shapps used to run when he had six fake identities.

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

“Lean government”🙃

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

Keir’s defence spending boost going down gangbusters 👍👍👍

[Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @LeftieStats]

‼️POLL | Labour drop to 24% (2pt lead)

🔴 LAB 24% (-11)
🔵 CON 22% (-2)
🟣 REF 21% (+6)
🟠 LD 14% (+2)
🟢 GRN 8% (+1)

Via @focaldataHQ, 26-28 Feb (+/- vs GE2024)

[Plutôt la Barbie @plutotlabarbie]

Wow. It's hard to believe that this infamous post will be 5 years old tomorrow!

I wonder what she's up to now.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

I’m told I catastrophise and that’s not good. Broadly, the consensus is I should pack it in. Never a lot of advice about what to do in an actual catastrophe though.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

It’s a cull. They’re talking about acceptable losses. We’ve been deemed surplus to requirements.

[Anushka Asthana @AnushkaAsthana]

@MayaBowles6 Also showing them the high number of people who are turned down for PIP and then win on appeal - arguing system can’t be right. But is answer to that making the test legally harder so many lose out? That’s what they planning. Think many with mental illness will be hard hit 4/

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

@MartinSLewis

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

If you go to the circus for your news don’t be surprised if you get it from clowns.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

An anecdote from the presenter of #GMB about how the Home Secretary uses her phone at the dinner table.

Followers from outside the UK might wonder how the presenter knows this. Well, he happens to be married to her. Our fearless fourth estate, holding power to account.

[So Very Tired @RonBlimey]

@10DowningStreet Any of them on pip?