formerly the “astro-cock”

Just a chicken exploring the frontier of the universe

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

fart noise

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

Long Island is not a Borough

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

I would BEAT Bobby flay. Im talking a boxing/cooking competition so I can beat/beat Bobby flay.

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

@3YearLetterman @TeenMom @Janefonda @HanoiGrapevine @F1abraham @SenatorLeahy @Coach_Fleck @ExoticDancerMag @TractorSupply @RuPaul @Whitesnake You mean the Oval Office that didn’t exist until 1800 when the construction of the White House was completed? Or do you mean the Oval Office we know today which wasn’t built until 1909 under Taft?

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

@wilplatypus You mean this video showcasing the style in sequel to American blockbuster Dune, a reboot of American blockbuster dune, based on classic American science fiction novel Dune?

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

@oigosuspasos 7 tall boys no dinner otw to the bar

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

@barstoolsports @BSMotorCity No fuck you explain how this is like Woodstock ‘99

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

@jasrifootball @Outkick Warren Moon
Randall Cunningham
Steve McNair
Vince Young
Doug Williams
Donavan McNabb
Dante Culpepper

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

No

[Jed I. Goodman © @jedigoodman]

Ronda Rousey: I know, that like, I'm the greatest fighter that has ever lived.
https://t.co/J9EbAcF4Lz

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

@BenHartWithNoE A few serious questions:
Was there any amount of support?
Regardless of these people being right or wrong as an industry that sells things to the public can you blame the public for its wants?
Don’t you feel adding a silly gif with each post undermines the seriousness of this?

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

@OliLondonTV It’s at least been confirmed that’s it’s the other ones sperm right? She’s not carrying her former bothers DNA right?

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

@keithboykin Why wasn’t Donnie titled as a prez?

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

She’s a plant. This is an insider set up

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she's a big proponent of taxing the rich.

"I think rich people who don't agree just don't want to grind, and would prefer to play life on easy mode."

She adds, "Skill issue tbh."

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

No it’s a spaniel

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Is King Charles the fuck ass who cheated on Diana

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

The way my balls hang

[Daniel Kelly @danielkelly200]

Guys, what's stopping you from dressing like this?

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

@DMcIntyreWWE What do you even want? First it was no CM Punk. Then it was Cody’s Story. Now it’s saving Seth from himself? You’re just doing a bunch of random crap

[Drew @DMcIntyreWWE]

'What did I ever do in this world to deserve an empty-headed, ******* dumb **** like Seth Rollins to go out on national TV and go into business for himself'

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

@WWERollins is The People’s Champ. Currently, you’re a distraction from a great Wrestlemania

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

A message from The People’s Champ

@wwe @tkogrp

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

Is this a “ding dong the witch is dead” death or a “Alex Trebek died? Everyone loved him” death

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING Lord Jacob Rothschild, passed away at 87. The Rothschild family that played one of the most vital roles in the creation of Israel, the end of WW2 and the propaganda that influences the world.

In a statement announcing his death, his family said: “Our father Jacob was a towering presence in many people’s lives, a superbly accomplished financier, a champion of the arts and culture, a devoted public servant, a passionate supporter of charitable causes in Israel and Jewish culture, a keen environmentalist and much-loved friend, father and grandfather.

“He will be buried in accordance with Jewish custom in a small family ceremony and there will be a memorial at a later date to celebrate his life.”

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

Can you let us all enjoy a fucking win for once you righteous asshole?

[formerly the “astro-cock” @Roostronaut]

East Coast people wondering which is supposed to be which

[gaut @0xgaut]

SF guy / LA guy