Rory Symon

pillar of the community. The Guardian, formerly @TheNewsAgents

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

charles photographed with two sitting us presidents 56 years apart and he’s younger than both of them

[The NEWS @thenews_fr]

😂🇫🇷 Macron : « Je lis des livres en anglais. »
Un élève : « FOR SURE »

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

EXCL: Peter Mandelson failed his security vetting clearance but the decision was overruled by Foreign Office to ensure he could take up his post as ambassador to US - a Guardian investigation by @PaulLewis @Direthoughts & me

https://t.co/hF8bFdruNP

[Rory Symon @RorySymon]

@Andr3jH

[kt @ktlngfrd]

Excited to start my new job as head of PR for @IpswichTown! International break just started so should be a quiet day in the office, wish me luck!

[Rory Symon @RorySymon]

Good to see “six to eight Guinnesses” being used in academic material

[Luke Tryl @LukeTryl]

Happy St Patrick’s Day ☘️
We polled how many pints of Guinness people think they’d be able to drink in one sitting, for most it’s 0-2.
Liberal Democrat voters stand out (unusually!) as being the most likely to say they could drink more than 8 pints of Guinness in one sitting.

[Carl Anka @Ankaman616]

Oh, word?

[Jimmy McIntosh @jimmy__mcintosh]

Deep England: a George Michael impersonator singing Seal at a pub in Bolton called “The Northern Way”

[The National Razor 🇵🇸 @NtlRzr]

going back to 1965, telling everyone that in the future both the soviet union and the united states will collapse under the leadership of men who were spokesmen for the same pizza restaurant, i am immediately sent to the nuthouse and lobotomized

[Nick Harris @sportingintel]

"HERE WE GO!": the lowdown on "football journalist" Fabrizio Romano

https://t.co/CFBWUTmWcq

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

why is the media on Prince Andrew's back he seems a nice fellow doing what he can to help the UK.What's he done wrong, have I missed it ?

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

Thoughts & prayers with everyone who has lost loved ones during these past few days of madness. I know this sounds trite but hopefully the football tonight @beINSPORTS_EN can act as a distraction for a short time? Stay safe 🇶🇦 ❤️ 💪🏻

[Gerry Hassan @GerryHassan]

An incredible retraction by the Daily Telegraph today. They have apologised for publishing an article last year headlined: “We earn £345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t afford to go on five holidays.” The entire story was fabricated; the family did not exist.

[Simon Hunt @SimonHuntCityAM]

The Plan 2 interest rate is set annually based on...March inflation data 🫣

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

Most American thing ever.

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

It’s like u go 2a shop,when you come out,
ur money’s gone but you’ve bought things.
What’s important’s what u purchased is worth the fortune

[Rory Symon @RorySymon]

Absolute all-timer, no notes.

[Isabel Oakeshott @IsabelOakeshott]

HERE is the spirit of Dubai in one act. My daughter has a severely disabled teacher who gives her extra lessons at weekends. He’s wheelchair bound. Today we expected him to cancel. Yet he’s taking a special vehicle across town to get to her. 😍 That’s how we are. 🇦🇪

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

I have read English summary of Jane Austen’s books including Pride and Prejudice.

[CJ @CjSonOfAnarchy]

Watching full blown wars on Twitter is the most surreal experience of modern life.

War, war, NBA post, F1, relationship advice, Epstein, war, Champions League draw, missiles.