Luke 🌹

Mama Rose’s favorite son.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

honestly one of the most humiliating decisions in professional sports history and proof that there are no adults left in the room trying to advocate for the League, just a bunch of billionaires trying to shake every last quarter out of their piggy banks

[orange™ @HorangelDavid]

Tu eres católico porque crees en Dios

Yo soy católico porque voy a participar en las cruzadas sagradas lideradas por el Papa León XIV contra las tiranías blasfemas tecnocraticas para acabar con la IA

[Andy Cush @cushac]

happy to clarify the morally correct position here: Tony Hinchcliffe is a hack, Shane Gillis is funny, the stuff that got Gillis kicked off SNL was beneath him, and Chelsea Handler is mad because Gillis called her a Zionist who supports the killing of children

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

The Diocese of Cleveland gets a slam dunk addition! Congratulations to my cousin, now Fr. Sean Neville, on his ordination to the priesthood!! A decade at the seminary all leading to today. He’s off to St. Mary’s in Chardon and St. Patrick’s in Thompson! Incredible day in CLE!

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The Pope should stay out of politics and allow Trump to finally divorce Catherine of Aragon

[jeanne ne sais quoi @MetaReflexive]

it’s never been a better time to be an Islamo-Catholic Marxist

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

If the Pope excommunicates JD Vance I’m going back to mass every sunday

[DEI speedwagon (all eyes on Cuba) 🌹🇵🇸 〽️ @uhshanti]

the year is 2003. our bloodthirsty ruling class has initiated a ruinous war in the Middle East. there is a new Strokes album. the year is 2026. our bloodthirsty ruling class has initiated a ruinous war in the Middle East. there is a new Strokes album. the year is 2038. our bloo

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

the disciples when mary magdalene told them the good news

[Vazuco ☭🇨🇴 @vazucol]

Un agente de la CIA ve esto y decide abrir otra 2 iglesias evangélicas nuevas por barrio.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Whoa.

[Luke 🌹 @RoseLuke13]

Very ashamed to see that my former teacher and current state rep @BrennanforOhio SPONSORED this bill in the house. Sorely regretting my 2024 vote that I was proud to cast at the time.

They’re going against the interests of their constituents so brazenly. No one wants this

[NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i]

The Ohio Senate is considering legislation that would create a formal partnership between the state and Israel aimed at expanding trade, investment and research collaboration. https://t.co/ETJtULl3U7

[Luke 🌹 @RoseLuke13]

A soulless place; I hope I never have to return

[CHIEF, THE @WarPigsChief]

The town has no vibe because it exists solely to be the state capital and just kept growing.

Cleveland and Cincinnati both have a history and a personality. Columbus has Ohio State.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

If we could just raise sea levels by 150 meters we get a backup Strait of Hormuz

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Finding out someone you’re close with likes using AI

[Luke 🌹 @RoseLuke13]

Finally a dictatress.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇰🇵 Kim Jong Un to officially designate his daughter, Kim Ju Ae, as North Korea's next leader.

[Rimo (Président du #GPPFS) @rimalatass]

Weekend mode : activated✅ 🚀🌒

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

The king has gone mad

The grand vizier and the palace eunuchs are scheming behind the scenes

The ruling class is lazy and decadent

A winter storm of epic proportions is brewing

Now is the time either for steppe warriors to invade or for hill tribes to rise up

[Ashlie @EMT_Ashlie]

“Hey you replaced me with a literal rapist because I played with a torn labrum - why was that”