rose

dancer

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[⭑.ᐟ @flvmeprincesss]

air signs:

[Selly! @Clitortoise]

I want yall to know that regardless of what yall see me doing (falling in love) im still a thug fr please don’t look at me no different

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

something I’ve been embracing lately is having 3 glasses of wine and texting my friends shit like “I admire your integrity”

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

who up accepting things they cannot change

[hannah @dogfanhan]

an “April fools prank”?? Oh, you mean a Lie??? like the sin???

[clare @sadderlizards]

i have to go sit in the sun about this

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I spent all night preparing to gossip today

[kate @v1rgovix3n]

Its almost like nobody wants to get dolled up and eat a candle lit dinner and then get drunk at a jazz club after in the city anymore

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

I'm plotting on your rise bro. i'm literally up in the lab scheming on beautiful abundance for you. I'm cooking up ways for a rising tide to lift all of our boats. I'm praying for your gains. I'm lighting a candle to your inevitable splendor dude

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

throughout the darkest times in history people were still falling in love and hanging out with their friends. saying that now for no particular reason

[Christin @hexprax]

I care about strangers because the people I love are strangers in the world and I would hope other people would care for them in moments of their life that occur outside of my presence. Not that complicated.

[Menzi @MrMenziN]

Being good at your job is one thing. Being a pleasure to work with, both professionally and socially, is another. With experience, you realise that the latter is what takes you far

[kida @kidasnow]

i’m like if samantha jones was celibate

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

Just wait until my trusted confidant hears about this

[gabriela 📚 @chaimartini]

quit complaining about the heat. it is summer. put on a slutty little outfit and suck it up

[puff @rishipuff]

we can't all be underemployed creatives someone in the group chat needs to know what insurance is