Desperately Needs Caffeine

31. Mama. Married. Still going to be a cat lady. I'm not as pretty as my avi. Follow me meow. $almeyers1216 cause that works for some people.

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

@scrubsandsauv Yes, I'm just constantly on the struggle bus 😩😂 I spent half of the past two nights sleeping with the 5 year old 😂

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

I'm so sick of this whole dog situation. Like seriously so fucking over it. Bingo can't be in our room for right now, so she is just sitting by our dog fucking whimpering. 😡

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

I'm so glad I'm not alone. I haven't lost a bunch of weight, but I'm 30+, feel so different from my other pregnancies... Starving in the middle of the night, pimples like crazy, and soooo tired 😭

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Now that I’m in my second trimester let’s talk about how my first 3 months of pregnancy went as a 30+ year old woman, I struggled.

-4:00 AM STARVATION
-3 pimples (like real ass pimples)
-lost 26 lbs
-sleeepppyyyyyyyy

[el barbudo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

Insane psychological warfare, 10/10

[Drebae @Drebae_]

We have a trillionaire, and you're upset at people using SNAP to buy Chips Ahoy?

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

After this baby, we are done. But I've read too many studies and personal testimonies of the complications and issues that can be caused by vasectomies. I already told my husband that I don't expect him to have one.

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

if you and your wife are done having children why wouldn’t you get a vasectomy. why not. are you planning on walking out on your family for a 19 year old? because i can’t think of any other reason for refusal

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

And another thing:

I don't give a single flying fuck if someone did or didn't pay for diapers. COPS SHOULD NOT BE SHOOTING AT PEOPLE OVER PETTY THEFT. EVER!

"OFFICER" HUNTER FOREST BELONGS IN PRISON.

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

@scrubsandsauv Yes, I'm in the same boat! I don't take unisom because my son randomly goes through times where he starts waking up again in the middle of the night and wants me 🥴😅 but I take magnesium and I literally will wake up every hour. It's so frustrating 😩

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

Over it." like okay? ...how the fuck do you think /I/ feel!? I'm the one dealing with him nonstop, literally can't even shower without him freaking out... So how about you chill? 🥴🙄

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

Ever since I was pregnant with the baby we lost, L has been INSANELY clingy. Like won't let me out of his sight, if I leave without him, he's freaking the fuck out... It's exhausting. I walk into a different room and if he didn't notice me leave, he's immediately like "WHERE'S

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

Told X that I was taking him to bed and he like mumbled something and I asked what he said and he was just like okay, good, I'm so sick of him. I was like why? He told me about L freaking out when he couldn't find me for two seconds, and said "I'm so sick of that shit, I'm so

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

@scrubsandsauv Husband talk me into rescuing so many animals 🙃😭

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

My insides are trembling right now, I am riddled with anxiety. I will probably not sleep much tonight. 🙃 Bentley and bubble have been sleeping in my room with me and L since the fight. Bentley has stayed on the floor and rubble has been in bed with me. Well we let them sniff and

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

@scrubsandsauv Yeah, we hardcore judge people that just rehome all willy nilly. 🥴😅 But it is truly such a stress for me. And this one was honestly such a freak accident and so shocking because these two have always been besties. 😭 We are huge animal lovers, but I truly wish I had not let my

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

So true. One of the most hilarious movies ever 😭😂

[🪼. @hoeswilinbro]

Hoodwinked is literally the best movie ever made on a gas station budget

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

The constant stress and trauma of it. Like I am positive I have ptsd, actually. It is so bad. It's mentally, physically, and emotionally draining living like this.

[Desperately Needs Caffeine @RoyalCatLady]

Have severe panic attacks if one even gets close to happening... I'm terrified that if I go to sleep, they're going to get into it 🙃😭 I have begged my husband to let me find new homes for the dogs. I never thought I'd ever be that person in my entire life, but I am so sick of