Royals Pilgrim ⚾️

I'm wasted on the sidewalk in my jacket and my jeans, wearin' yesterday's misfortunes like a smile.

[Royals Pilgrim ⚾️ @RoyalsPilgrim]

Paul Rudd - Merle Haggard. Couldn’t be more accurate. 😎

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

Everyone is a combination of two celebrities who share their birthday.

I’m an Avril Lavigne-Gwyneth Paltrow.

[Royals Pilgrim ⚾️ @RoyalsPilgrim]

@MarcACaputo Wow. I read A Rumor of War for a college history class. Absolutely fantastic work. I hadn’t connected you were his son. Cool stuff. I hope his memory is a blessing.

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@mattyglesias @jbarro It’s also a feedback loop. The more kids that move to travel teams, the worse school/rec teams get, repeat.

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@SorenPetro How many stayed in college?

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@mightieminx “Don’t ever say it can’t get worse” Buddy Bell

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@Oh_YoureFergie So he’s into older chicks now, huh? 😂

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@codybtapp I’ll never get over them keeping Sweeney over him.

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@MitchSchwartz71 Cameras and televisions have gotten better as officiating has gotten worse. Very very interesting 🤔

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@Chris_arnade This is where you’re messing up and conflating politics with culture. There’s no policy solution for people’s lack of social fulfillment. That’s not the role of govt. Individuals have to go out and do the actual work of building community to fulfill that need.

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@Oh_YoureFergie Uhhhh I built a house last year….not a lot of JD Vances on the job site 😂

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@RadioFreeTom @gtconway3d

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@DSzymborski The mistake he made was sliding.

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@TheStalwart @ManExplainer Yes, because “worse off” is largely subjective. And we don’t want that to be subject to the whims of whoever happens to be in power at any given moment.

[cam @spitemeter]

this is exactly what i would say if i ran a colored pencil shop for 30 years and i had no idea where each one of the thousands of pencils was

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@DSzymborski I actually tried to buy scrabble (the board game) once and got a giant scrabble sticker instead. This must be a common scam.

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@J810Anderson Uhhhh if you’re not on the bag, you’re not safe. That’s one of the basic premises of baseball.

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@codybtapp Rashee Rice

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@JasonKander Amen to this! I think it’s because there’s just not enough chaos in youth baseball without it though 😂

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@mattyglesias So if your spouse dies or divorces you, you lose your bonus? This is disgusting social engineering. There is already a MASSIVE income tax penalty for being divorced.

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@ADrovetta No skill?!? This was a giant certainty equivalence game!

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@NateSilver538 Every proposal I’ve seen is to stay on DST permanently. I think you wasted a bunch of time, man.