Lord Brandon

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[Lord Brandon @RoyaltyTrading_]

My Monthly Macro Chart is indicating a bottom (if no wars or economic collapses occur)

[Earnings Whispers @eWhispers]

#earnings for the week of July 27, 2026

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build.

I was not prepared for the gas station.

There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps.

I counted them because I did not believe them.

A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty.

He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things.

Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon.

A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced.

A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume.

And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot.

The beaver is a saint.

The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house.

And the bathrooms.

I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people.

I was wrong to dismiss it.

The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it.

I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering.

A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist.

I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes.

I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church.

I did not need any of it.

I needed all of it.

I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there.

I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either.

But I did fill the truck.

And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

Whatttt the thing that has happened every time happen again whattttt

[Absolute Resolve Fella @mack_a_d00]

@Polymarket Good one

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Paris’ deputy mayor says the U.S. bears “a significant amount of responsibility” for the deadly heatwave gripping France.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

Ladies and gentleman, the Nasdaq 100.

What a chart.

[Barchart @Barchart]

BREAKING 🚨: Microsoft

$MSFT now underperforming the Nasdaq 100 $QQQ by the largest margin in almost 9 years 📉📉

[Reflection🪩 @0xReflection]

You just realized you’re the exit liquidity for an unprofitable $2.5T company

[Polymarket Money @PolymarketMoney]

BREAKING: SpaceX market cap has now declined by more than $415,000,000,000 since Jim Cramer tweeted about it going up.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: The NSA confirms Mythos “broke into almost all of our classified systems, not in weeks, but in hours”

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: AI stocks now represent 39% of the S&P 500

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Analyst says SpaceX is overvalued by as much as 94%

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Incredible. How does he do it?

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

World's Most Valuable Companies—

1. Nvidia ($5.07T)
• Revenue - $215.9 billion
• Net Income - $120.1 billion

2. Alphabet ($4.55T)
• Revenue - $402.8 billion
• Net Income - $132.2 billion

3. Apple ($4.38T)
• Revenue - $416.2 billion
• Net Income - $112.0 billion

4. Microsoft ($2.92T)
• Revenue - $281.7 billion
• Net Income - $101.8 billion

5. SpaceX ($2.78T)
• Revenue - $18.7 billion
• Net Loss - $4.9 billion

Note: most recent annual figures (Macrotrends)

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING; The Bank of Japan officially hikes interest rates to the highest level since 1995 amid rising inflation.

[TrendSpider @TrendSpider]

2025 revenue

Amazon $AMZN: $747 billion
SpaceX $SPCX: $18 billion

[Oguz Erkan @oguzerkan]

$SPCX:
$18 billion revenue, -$10 billion net income, valued at $2.2 trillion

$META:
$215 billion revenue, $70 billion net income, valued at $1.45 trillion

But yeah it all makes sense..

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: SpaceX valuation nearly equals the combined value of every major US IPO since 2000

[Falcon 💷 @Falcon0nX]

When you realize you’re the exit liquidity for an unprofitable $2T company