The Restaurant Life

The longer I work in this industry, the meaner I get.

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

@MattyJay58 @Server__Probs I've never heard this phrase, "holidays off."

[Knives Chow 🔪 @SpazzyLesbian]

Servers getting about 3 shifts a week and yet we're hiring MORE?? Managers...... @Rstrntlifeprobs

[Matt Ferris @MattyJay58]

What's it like to have national holidays off? #RestaurantProblems @Rstrntlifeprobs @Server__Probs

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

Sure, I'll set up a station, put the truck away, and sell a pop up banquet at 11:30. Sounds like fun.

[Knives Chow 🔪 @SpazzyLesbian]

@Rstrntlifeprobs I've had my fair share of 12-14 hour days. I actually didn't mind those then! Now? 10 minutes over and like 'kill me now'.

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

I've found it, Chef. The solution to all or menu problems. #yourewelcome

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

12 hour shift, no problem. 8 hours? PLEASE DEAR GOD BRING ME SWEET DEATH.

[Knives Chow 🔪 @SpazzyLesbian]

It just hit me that McDonald's employees are asking for $15... THAT'S MORE THAN ANY OTHER ACTUAL RESTAURANTS HIRE AT. @Rstrntlifeprobs

[Rhino ⭐ ⭐⭐ @RhinoRoberts]

As a cook, this makes me so happy! Someone finally debunks the #glutenfree myth. @Rstrntlifeprobs http://t.co/vh0q9xfqNb

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

If both the exec and the sous hate a certain server, how do you think they'll last?

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

Wtf, how am I supposed to get drunk at the bar with the owner 3 seats away from me?!

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

I wonder how many of cocineros are going to be crudo come Tuesday.

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

Ordering french fries is for assholes, apparently.

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

My jokes always get lost in translation.

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

Chef: When you look, you must look. Cook: Si. Me: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! Cook: blank stare.

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

Why do I feel guilty when I have to reprimand someone? It's not MY fault you fucked up!

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

Didn't realize the food show was going to involve a mandatory 2 hour commercial for Sysco. They even closed the bar during it!

[The Restaurant Life @Rstrntlifeprobs]

Going to my first food show!

[Alycia @aleash426]

I have dropped every hint. Flipped chairs. Lights up. Mopped. WE CLOSED 2 HOURS AGO. GTFO. @BitterAssServer @server_diaries @Rstrntlifeprobs