Chris Oxley ツ

Ego is the anaesthesia that numbs the pain of stupidity!

[Chris Oxley ツ @Rubhead]

@Dods72 🤣 I've had a lamb run into me, that was bad enough!

[Chris Oxley ツ @Rubhead]

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[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Liz Truss is on a pro-Trump speaking tour. So we dropped a strategically-positioned remote-controlled lettuce banner 🥬

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

One small positive among the disgusting scenes in Southport is this far right fuckwit getting his nadgers crushed by a flying brick.

[cants @cantseyy]

When you order a pillow on temu

[Ewan Moore @EMoore_]

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

[Sam Hassan @TheSamHassan]

#GeneralElection2024 #NHS

[John Spiers @squeezyjohn]

I've just found a copy of that Rishi Sunak video in the rain with enhanced sound ... #ThingsCanOnlyGetWetter #GeneralElection #PintSizedLoser

[Chris Oxley ツ @Rubhead]

@UCI_MTB Where's the commentary for the women's downhill? It's an absolute joke! Bring back @redbullbike and @robwarner970

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work."

[Chris Oxley ツ @Rubhead]

@TUIUK Delayed at Geneva waiting on flight TOM2635 because of "a ground handling issue" could you explain what exactly these "issue" are please?

[Chris Oxley ツ @Rubhead]

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[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Look at their faces - trapped in the pub from hell.

[Otto English @Otto_English]

Reform won't win a single MP.

The Tories will get wiped out.

Labour will win a whopping great landslide and there's nothing a bunch of angries and their collective cognitive dissonance can do about it.

Now pour yourselves a nice cup of tea or coffee and have a lovely day.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Pivotal figures of our past, present and future.

Today, and always, we remember our Busby Babes: the #FlowersofManchester 🌹🕊️

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

This is brilliant.

[Chris Oxley ツ @Rubhead]

I earned a badge on Garmin Connect. #garmin #beatyesterday

[Chris Oxley ツ @Rubhead]

I earned a badge on Garmin Connect. #garmin #beatyesterday

[sheldonb14.bsky.social @SheldonB14]

If anyone else had ripped the government off so explicitly, for tens of millions of pounds, they’d be in prison.

The fact that she’s still sitting in the Lords shows the blatant corruption goes right to the top.

#bbclaurak #MichelleMone

[Elizabeth G @MissyFitLondon]

Repulsive pair. Check out the husband almost scoffing at the ‘mere’ £60m profit they made by recommending not fit for purpose PPE. Yet, ‘we can’t see what we’ve done wrong’.

Typical Tories

Lock them up.
#bbclaurak #MichelleMone #LauraKuenssberg

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

There'll be a buzz of excitement about the cut to inheritance tax in the foodbank queues this morning.

[Chris Oxley ツ @Rubhead]

@Dods72 🤣🤔