Mr. Leon

Living the dream in North Carolina with my best friend and wife.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: House Republicans are canceling the final two weeks of September and plan to stop voting after September 14, leaving Washington until after the midterms.

The timing? Thomas Massie’s bipartisan push to force action on millions of unreleased Epstein files is gaining signatures.

They were elected to govern, not run from accountability.

Stay in Washington. Release the files.

[Transphobes eat sh*t @neverpilled]

Un fucking believable fuck these boomers

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

A woman assistant GM wearing a shirt that says "los angeles made me do it" after the team traded away the best player in their history. What an unserious franchise man..... So cringe. I'm sorry Cleveland you really deserve better

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Tom Tillis was the tie-breaking vote putting a drunk weekend talk show co-host in charge of the biggest military in the world and now he’s mad it’s going badly? You did this brother! Nobody made you put a clown atop the pentagon.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

Unearthed footage of Ken Paxton caught on camera fleeing to Utah to go on vacation during Texas’ deadly winter storms in 2021

Q: Do you have anything to say about the failure of ERCOT this past week?

Paxton: *runs away*

Q: Sir, what are your plans going forward in terms of litigation to to hold these people accountable?

Paxton: *keeps running away*

Q: We're just asking you to comment to Texans? They want to hear from you, sir.

Paxton: *keeps running away*

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

BREAKING: Trump says Americans have too many holidays and need to work more days to boost his failing economy.

[Mr. Leon @RudyLeon]

@SleeperMLB @SleeperDodgers @SleeperYankees @SleeperPirates @SleeperBlueJays Russell Martin

[Zelda Vox @ZeldaVox]

dude FUCK the chainsmokers get this on streaming EXPEDITIOUSLY

[Beat The Books @BTBSupport]

Ryan Preece BANGGGG 🏎️ 💨
(@GoldtoothEv) 🥇

+3500✅
$30 👉 $1,080 💰💰

Goldie is the Nascar GOAT 🐐
🔗 https://t.co/nrJMDxcJ8A

[Goldtooth @GoldtoothEv]

New England beats New Zealand

+3500🏁

https://t.co/PFdFM6Otia

[Zack Reese @zackreese]

After I eat a pinfall

[Mr. Leon @RudyLeon]

@AJTarHeel247 What’s the kicking situation? Splitting duties?

[Rock Athletics @Rock_Athletics]

FB: ROCK WINS! DaOne Owens converts a two-point conversion to finish off 45-43 comeback victory over Duluth.

[Rock Athletics @Rock_Athletics]

@D2Chuck @SRURockFB THANKS FOR COMING CHUCK! How good is D2 football?!?

[Flesh Prison Enjoyer @_theFleshPrince]

literal fucking morons like this walked around for 10 years like lemmings and now the rest of us are all gonna have to suffer them shrugging their shoulders pretending like they don’t know why everything sucks shit now

[Mr. Leon @RudyLeon]

@AGretz Pryor is still the best athlete at that age I’ve ever seen in person. I went to their PIAA semifinal game against Wilmington at SRU his senior year and it was the most dominant performance I’ve ever seen any level. He had a 100 yard pick six where he outran a Pitt HB recruit.

[Vols Over All Y’all @VolsAF]

“Accessible healthcare for all is a horrible idea. My parents never got healthcare and both died, orphaning me at 12”

The woman is a NATURAL

[🦏 Rat Disease 🦏 🇵🇸 @Rat_Plague_]

Modern Fortnite matchmaking is like playing basketball with 80 babies, and then 3 people come in and smash your kneecaps in with a sledgehammer