Joey

3x Tummy Ache Survivor. Enjoyer of Giancarlo Stanton

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@ChrisKirschner Maybe it’s because he’s playing out of position

[Chris Kirschner @ChrisKirschner]

Yankees say Max Fried left today’s game with left elbow posterior soreness. He will undergo imaging tomorrow

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

“Anyone from anywhere”

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

This may be the most articulate response I’ve ever heard to this question.

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

Call of duty Warzone mission

[Bryan Hoch ⚾️ @BryanHoch]

Elmer Rodriguez was deep into a Call of Duty: Warzone mission when his hotel phone rang last night: https://t.co/pAjlsVN8cN

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@ChrisKirschner Real ones know that Frankie is the best bartender in Yankee stadium

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@googlemaps Huge for me, thank you Google Maps.

[NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews]

The NYPD is closely monitoring events in Iran and the Middle East and coordinating with our federal and international partners. As is our protocol and out of an abundance of caution, we will be enhancing patrols to sensitive locations throughout the city, including diplomatic, cultural, religious, and other relevant sites.

As always, we remind the public to remain vigilant and notify the NYPD of suspicious activity by calling 1-888-NYC-SAFE or 911.

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@SecKennedy What am I even looking at man

[Under Secretary of State Sarah B. Rogers @UnderSecPD]

Germany infamously retains very few Jews, yet imported barbarian rapist hordes (as an American, I’m allowed to call them that) under Merkel. Even today, Germany suppresses political opposition who point this out.

You guys will say this is because of “Jewish” NGO tentacles or whine that Hitler (who destroyed his country) is treated too harshly by history. You will say this because you’re dumb trash who prefer to promote conspiracy theories rather than ascribe Germans (or anyone else) agency over their countries’ future.

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

Stockholm syndrome

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@elonmusk I did this, too. Trust me bro

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@CodifyBaseball This is the advanced analytics they warn you about

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@BryanHoch Cole, Rodon, Volpe

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

We have a king, honey.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

That’s it.

I want a King.

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@ericka_stewart4

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@JeffPassan The last thing that a Labatt Blue will at Imperial Bar on Sunday

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@BNightengale Nobody tell Ben Verlander

[New York Mets @Mets]

Thank you, Mets fans, for the support all season 🧡💙 #LGM

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@mattkowalchuk13 @BillyQuirk2 @chriskayy89

[Joey @Ruggieroh]

@BrendanKutyNJ If only he was a catcher he’d win another mvp