Run On Remarks

Equal parts banter, irony, and snark to bring back the good ole days when running Twitter was fun.

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@josedavidmillan 2026:

VAR takes four minutes to review the attacker’s fingernail being 1 cm behind the defender’s toenail using the most advanced straight line, tiny grid, holographic technology available.

Goal stands.

All organic excitement is killed.

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@Brady_H Get the pie. Any pie. The people who say don’t eat pie with breakfast aren’t the people you need in your life - particularly on a long run Saturday. Get the pie.

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Coach: You went 20 minutes longer than your plan on your long run. We talked about this.

Me: I was going to stop, but a Jeezy track came on.

Coach: Geez, that’s your excuse?

Me:

Coach:

Me: His name is Jeezy.

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@Brady_H @MarathonHB Kendrick and Drake had 2024. Sage and Cam getting out there for 2026.

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@taggartvanetten 21 Pilots would be very happy with the village of Morton.

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Now with the pro kits on the track, too. There is something to be said for being understated and not having to scream “look at me”, but Puma isn’t the one saying it.

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The Puma shoes at the Boston Marathon look like an acid trip. It seems the design team had the wrong drug in mind for 4/20.

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@ykt914 @Brady_H Oh, that’s gotta be fun for the new guy or gal who hears “oh, we’re running two today” and then feels like the victim of some cruel initiation somewhere about mile 9.

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I think the cool kids would call this morning inspo.

h/t: Dumb Runner

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@DavidDack All true. Just don’t forget about all the new acronyms and a debatably healthy sprinkle of neuroticism to round it all out.

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@taggartvanetten No carb bros would like to respond but are blinded with such anger that they can’t see the keyboard.

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Recovery runs are a buoyant bounce toward incremental fitness or a slow trudge toward a void of nothingness - a true binary 1 or 0.

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@Brady_H Brendan Leonard’s “Have Fun Out There” is always my favorite explanation of halfway - though I somewhat prefer the more concrete and singular 20.

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I’m not really into candles, but if someone ever made a candle that smelled like the rubber and glue of new shoes, they could just go ahead and take all my money.

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This is why I show up to the start line 2 hours early, wear super shoes, and race all-out in local, novelty 5K’s. You can’t get stuck in the terribly planned tunnel if you’re first in the terribly planned tunnel.

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The Houston Astros’ first Race to the Pennant 5K/10K, held on Saturday, May 2, promised runners a fun finish inside the team’s stadium, Daikin Park, plus a commemorative shirt, medal, and access to a postrace party on the concourse.

For a lot of participants, though, the final stretch came with an unexpected feature of waiting an obscenely long time.

https://t.co/Yyc4UJsiWX

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Shoutout to my neighbors on a regular running route who recently started a renovation. They’re the real MVP(ortapotty).

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After extensive research today (sorry, employer), I have learned that a marathon is 26.219 miles, and a marathun is 42.195 kilometers.

Seems like we could all just agree at some point, but here we are.

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I keep hearing people - Brits and Aussies to name a couple groups - talk about this race called a marathun. I know what a marathon is, but I don’t know about this marathun thing.

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I keep hearing people - Brits and Aussies to name a couple groups - talk about this race called a marathun. I know what a marathon is, but I don’t know about this marathun thing.

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THIS is what it’s all about. Runners are some of the very best humans I know. They know the grind. They know about putting their legs and heart on the line to do something hard - and the intrinsic reward it offers. And they know that we all need to get picked up at times.

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Wholesome moment captured at Boston Marathon 🥹

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1) because running makes you tired
1b) because running longer makes you more tired than running not as long
2) other running things

more news at 11:00

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Experts Reveal the Number-One Reason You’re So Fatigued After a Long Run. And How to Fix the Issue. https://t.co/OrhiFrNSo5

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I hope these nice folks headed to Miami from Austin this morning are ready for some in-depth analysis of training methods, fueling, and tangents. Because they are boarding with *that* guy.