melanie del ponte

[I FOLLOW BACK!!! @SparkleStarLove]

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills

[melanie del ponte @Runin_W_Scissrs]

I'm not a violent person but I'd be willing to change my ways just for you. 👊
#RightInTheKisser

[melanie del ponte @Runin_W_Scissrs]

@makeurlifeez Damn you all! A little empathy?! 😝

[melanie del ponte @Runin_W_Scissrs]

#GotDumpedBecause he was sick of using a weedwhacker to hack through my bush

[The Eh Factor 🇨🇦 @AngeLaBambaaaa]

The only hot singles in my area are the cheddar slices on my grilled cheese.

[melanie del ponte @Runin_W_Scissrs]

Thanks for the follow guys! 🙋💜✌

[melanie del ponte @Runin_W_Scissrs]

If Vin Diesel can do it, why can't I? 😅
#ValidQuestion #VacationMovie

[Devin Hudson @TheDevinHudson]

#MyTherapistSays I bet you won't do it pussy

[melanie del ponte @Runin_W_Scissrs]

I know I'm culturally sensitive cuz when I call UPS' customer service line, I don't scream, "What the fuck are you saying?!"

[BLANKWithTheHøwell🌐 @kiekertje]

if this tweet gets 10.000 retweets my mom will let me dye my hair
i want to dye my hair blue, purple, red or green
please retweet to help me

[melanie del ponte @Runin_W_Scissrs]

@MarcusBeaubier I know right? I heard they're gonna do a remake w Russell Brand as Fred. I'm undecided how I feel about that.

[melanie del ponte @Runin_W_Scissrs]

Thank youguys for the follows! 💜✌

[PecsYPaella @BrdnHatesYou]

Does rock bottom have cheese fries?

[pat @PATdaTRUTH18]

how many cats is too many cats to take to an interview

[anthophilas patellas @hollyberryness]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE WAS IT MAYBELLINE OR NOT

[Still Searching @BarelyStill]

I'm all for you being happy. Just stop whistling.

[Baby Swayze @buhsbaby]

Anyone want me to call in sick for them today? I have a pretty convincing grown up voice.