pumpkin tits

with tits made of pumpkin

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Do not change Elaine or I will fucking kill you

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The Graham Platner fiasco proves that the Democrat Party is far too tolerant of sexual predators.

by Matt Gaetz, Roy Moore, Pete Hegseth, Jim Jordan, Dennis Hastert, Blake Farenthold, Trent Franks, Herman Cain, Cory Mills, Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanaugh, and Donald J. Trump

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Make it illegal for Google Maps to hide the fact that the Starbucks you’re rushing to is located inside of a Kroger.

[el pendejo 🇨🇺 @danker_hank]

What is the charge? Smoking a rock? A succulent Colombian rock?

[turbomander @turbomander]

hmm, my lab grown sentient fungus version of you made that exact same observation yesterday. it’s getting faster than you…

[Wynner 🇩🇪🇦🇹🇪🇺 @EuroWynner]

Trump managed to turn a World Cup that was honestly turning into a major US PR victory into a total national humiliation. Genius.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

this is a red delicious hate account

[nina 🫀 @cbmrw]

I dont know if it counts as a poem but

[Great Friend of the Show Joel Wood @GiftedMoney]

First of all Sheamus likely made more than all the names you just mentioned. He wasn’t fired. He chose not to renew his contract. Same for Kofi and Woods. They chose to leave. None of the women are in trouble because the women don’t make comparable salaries to the men as a whole .

They are not going to fire Randy Orton or Drew McIntyre.

There’s a correlation between the talents leaving and the usage of those talents and value to the company. Sheamus and the New Day did not have anything coming. It just is what it is.

Bayleys deal is up at the end of the year and they’re gonna do what they can to keep her. She may leave anyway. Nattie seemingly has no desire to leave and provides value that goes beyond the wrestling ring. Truth is over 50 and has already said this was his last run.

There is very little reason to be worried because, as I said, Sheamus likely made more than all of em except Randy, Drew, and probably KO so TKO likely would’ve gotten to them about restructuring their contracts before they got to Sheamus

[john @johnsemley3000]

a credit to the pure Seinfeld, post-Larry David seasons. his instinct was to go full cartoon. and it kinda worked!

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

no shit…

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Crazy how literally no one will go to jail for Trump’s 10th cartoon villain heist of the month

[solé @layxsnv]

Don’t save no fireworks for tomorrow, next week, next month. USE ALLAT SHT TONIGHT

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

I might be breaking my NDA by saying this but Taylor Swift sang “We Are Charlie Kirk” at her wedding

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

did you know there’s 40 grams of protein in shutting the fuck up

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just left Taylor Swift’s wedding.
Bad vibes.
They had the rizzler roasting over a fire with an apple in his mouth

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across