pumpkin tits

with tits made of pumpkin

[vic @vicloveshorror]

Can you believe he’s going to take Manhattan one day

[JoJo97 - Chicago Bears victim @MajorMinority27]

Glad the NFL is focused on the real issue like my QBs cleats that are virtually indistinguishable from any other pair of normal ass cleats while a domestic abuser gets cleared to play in the midst of his ongoing court case.

[Slutzy Putzy @putzisbackbaby]

YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Striking gold at the yard sale.

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

type shit they make you drive in GTA with 8 mins to pass the mission

[Spade @DetectiveSpade_]

If I was Clayface I’d give myself big boobs & a huge voluptuous ass & start an OnlyFans

[Courtney Hella @CourtneyHella]

I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.

[Ghost Host @TheGhostHost]

🩸🎞

[☣︎ @grimlun]

i am an empath so it really hurts me when you guys are fucking stupid

[Ko Fella Fulla Beers Ahau🇳🇿🇺🇦🇬🇪🇵🇸🐸🐬🍉 @teesider61]

Well this about sums it up

[slice @sliceofheck]

Chest pains are a sign that you’re a good person and that things are going well

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

The Patriots dispatch Lt. Maye to our Northern front to cross the Michigan in secrecy.

They send Maye to challenge the Iceman, forgetting that spring must first survive winter.

Their forefathers defeated an empire. Their descendants cannot defeat a forecast.

—CW

[Skye @esotericthug]

i went to get bottom surgery and the doctor gave me a second dick and 2 more balls

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i could survive the electric chair . i think the electric currents through my brain might actually make me normal

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

If a Somali commits a crime in Minnesota he’s Somali but if he saves 20 kids on a runaway school bus he’s a Minnesota Man

[(Spooky) Signal @NopeSignal]

Vivek Ramaswamy two weeks before Election Day:

[Shawn @ShawnHils]

voters: I have to choose between food and getting to work

Paxton: (slurring) talafreako wants to trans your kids

Ramaswamy: amy acton was raped by her stepfather. can she be trusted to lead?

Trump: ever stare at the small of a man’s back

[Great Friend of the Show Joel Wood @GiftedMoney]

The lies that are told on this app are getting outta hand

[lynn @wwfld]

white people on spaghetti night