Russian Embussy, UK

Embussy of the Russian Federation 🇸🇮 in Brighton - less than official Twitter feed. A parody, but no more so than the "official" page

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

Unlike his enemy, his hands were not tied, and all of Russia stands proudly with him.

During the Kharkiv counteroffensive, faced by dastardly bastards with weapons this time, the brigade performed superbly, and suffered only 90% casualties

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

Colonel Azatbek Omurbekov, commander of the 64th Separate Guards Motor Rifle Brigade, standing proudly in his position in the parade at Khabarovsk today.

The unit was promoted to Guards for it's brave actions at Bucha, faced by a formidable enemy battallion of 458 civilians

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

In retrospect, the difficulties faced heating the embassy in Dublin may have been a warning sign

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

30 trillion roubles being a far better deal than what people pay in 3 days when it comes out, when the price will surely double to 60. And he assures us it will definitely be done in 3 days.

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

After just 44 minutes at the helm of the armed forces of the Russian Federation, Major General Egor Muscovy has promised the unveiling in just 2 days time of completely autonomous "auto-orcing" tanks. For a small contribution of 30 trillion roubles

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

@RussianEmbFin @SithGayLavrov @RUSSlAN_EMBASSY @EmbassyPar81455 @RussInBel @RusEmbassyZA @rusprocuratsia @MoD_RF Remember - it's not gay if consent is not involved. 4chan coper said so

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

There is no possibility of meaningful peace discussions with the Kiev regime until Kiev is willing to make meaningful concessions on land.

We must be allowed to keep Bilhorod!

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

Russians are in town. Time for British island-dwellers to be subjected to chemical warfare again.

[Russian Embassy, UK @RussianEmbassy]

Zelensky’s in town. Time for British taxpayers to make another generous contribution.

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

While we understand the disappointment of some Moscow residents at the diminished size of the military parade, in coordination with partners overseas we have footage from the parade of a true military power, Romania
https://t.co/xxWv4UU4nW

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

🔴We deplore the actions of Ukronazi regime in their arrest of respected journalist Gonzalo "red pill" Lira. As a long term Kharkov resident harassed by the regime he did not have time to learn Russian or even clean his toilet. He must have access to English an speaking prison

[Angelo Giuliano 🇨🇭🇮🇹 @angeloinchina]

Gonzalo Lira arrested by Ukronazis of SBU
Pray for his safety

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

@RussiaInBelgium @lorrainedavis6 Good afternoon Lorraine, apologies for the slow reply. We actually have a naturalisation program open for foreigners who are against the LGBT-woke regimes. Would you be interested?

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

We thank @MedvedevRussiaE for offering his services for the rapid construction. With a price of just $8 billion dollars he can only afford a few more yachts like he already owns. We appreciate the effort it must have taken to put down the bottle and grift another contract

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

🌅 Good afternoon from sunny Moscow.

Did you know the Dome of the Senate is a very popular tourist destination for Ukrainians? It's cage is 123m tall

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

‼️ Western hypocrites, so eager to jump at the footage released in recent days equally gloat in their fake statistics on deaths of brave servicemen of the Russian federation. For all this talk of "war crimes", why so little about these innocent lives ended?

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

🇬🇧 "Fanatical Anglo-Saxon satanists are trying to force even the idea of a gender-neutral God", Putin said. "But it is known that god is not a man, why did he create earths asshole, Chelyabinsk, if he was not looking for something to stick his dick in".

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

🇬🇧 "Fanatical Anglo-Saxon satanists are trying to force even the idea of a gender-neutral God", Putin said. "But it is known that god is not a man, why did he create earths asshole, Chelyabinsk, if he was not looking for something to stick his dick in".

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

https://t.co/1ZGmwghT7b

[Truthseeker @Xx17965797N]

Nothing to see here..

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

There is a dubious fake going around, suggesting that our colleagues' video of Ukronazi troops doing a heil hitler salut must have been staged because they do not possess this vehicle and it was sighter in Tver. But in fact - Ukronazis faked our whole city
https://t.co/Uxdo2DLwse

[Vlad Legian @im_legian]

#NAFO I need help locating this building in Tver russia. I'm doing a thing! It's big.

Need fella assistance!

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

https://t.co/i9AgijKABz

[@amuse @amuse]

These are the fellas @AdamKinzinger is rooting for?

[Russian Embussy, UK @RussianEmbussy]

🇬🇧 The Anglo-Saxons would be served well by not thinking that just because we did nothing when they crossed all of our previous red lines, that we will do nothing again. Ukrainian pilots training in the UK will bring us all one step closer to use of non-conventional means