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Do you know what "food" Russian soldiers eat on the frontline? Trust me, it is rather horrifying. I sacrificed myself to entertain you, and I even tasted it 💩

Russian MRE unboxing 🧵

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@jasonm144 Specifically, horses are strong and easier to maintain than tanks. They are loyal companions and boost morale. It is harder for drone to drop bombs on a running horse. And the warfare is primarily drones

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#russiaiswinning #Ukraine #BREAKING_NEWS

INSIDE SOURCE: Russian ministry considers deploying horses as reconstructed cavalry units in Ukraine.

"We have lost some tanks yes," the undisclosed minister said, "the issue is not tank loss. The issue is
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[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

“We cannot solve problems with the same thinking we used to create them.”
– Albert Einstein

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RUSSIA WILL RELEASE FLOCKS OF PIGEONS AS MISSILE DEFENSE OVER BELGOROD

The ministry of defense is considering the sudden release of pigeons to block incoming missiles:

"Those who do not make ultimate sacrifice, will return."

#russia #Ukraine️ #UkraineRussiaWar #Belgorod

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@keppy_dearest What is for the laughs? This will be the big Bakhmut win

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RUSSIAN CAVALRY CHARGE WILL BREAK LINES AT BAKHMUT

"All attacks up until this moment were purposeful" Russian defense minister said. "The loyal Russian horse and his master will shatter the enemy lines!"

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"With Putin you know NATO can't invade. NATO wants Russia, NATO hungers for the Kievan Rus, the glorious of our empire is their desire."

Another Muscovite expressed how people feel:

"Satan is in the West. Biolabs in Ukraine. How do you fight the devil? With Putin's holy fire!"

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WHAT PUTIN MEANS TO RUSSIANS

While home in Moscow, Russian Front interviewed everyday streetwalkers to understand the opinions of the Russian pubic:

"President Putin projects a strong Russia, not McDonald's Russia or Disney Russia."
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#news #Russia #Ukraine #Opinion

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"Here is the tactical genius" a defense official said, "cows are practically walking walls. Defenders will be able to navigate through the streets of Kherson under heavy fire. Also, the cow is a noble and edible beast. Those that die, rest assured, they will not go to waste."

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BREAKING: COWS WILL BECOME BULLET SHEILDS?

The Russian ministry of defense, speaking on behalf of General Surovikin, has announced that cows will be used as body sheilds for defending troops in Kherson.
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#RussiaUkraineWar #Russia #UkraineRussianWar #Kherson

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EVERY TACTICAL WITHDRAWAL BRINGS RUSSIA CLOSER TO VICTORY

Since the beginning there has been only firm tactical control according to Russian defense ministry. Every step back stretches the enemy thinner. Then victory. ✌️

#RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussianWar #russia #opinion

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RUSSIA RUNNING LOW ON HORSE FEED FOR NEW CAVALRY UNITS

"The truth of the matter is that the horse feed is gone." General Surovikin said.

With winter killing the grass, it is unclear how cavalry will survive.

#Russia #ukraine #UkraineRussianWar #Russianretreat #BREAKING_NEWS

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@Svaetichin How is this the laughter?

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OPINIONS PIECE: WHY RUSSIA IS STRONGEST AND WILL WIN

Since RussianFront began reporting the signs have clearly spoken: Russia will win. From tactics, society management, and draft incentives...
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#Ukraine #RussianUkrainianWar #russia #Kherson #UkraineRussiaWar #NewsUpdates

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@albertmercury1 Who has ?

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Removing the demonic influences translates to clear battlefield advantages.

All these things and more show the conflux and consilience of Russian planning and Russian power. I predict a clear future - resolute and grandiose. Russia will stand the generational beacon.

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...Russia has the edge. The banning of McDonald's has removed the western thought poisons from the populace. And making windows an official way to execute save money.

Also yes, the obvious sense in banning satanic media such as Harry Potter is obvious to any with a brain.

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...with holy waters upon the bullet it was fired. Many wept and rejoiced, knowing the Lord loves Russia and Putin.

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BLESSING EVERY BULLET: RUSSIA RECRUITS PRIESTS TO BLESS MUNITIONS

Amid the ongoing de-satanization of Ukraine, #RussianFront has learned that priests of the Moscow Orthodoxy will travel to bless...
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... He prayed: "oh Lord, we thank thee and request your blessings to be upon this mighty bullet, that it might bring hell fire to your enemies and repentance to the weak of heart. If it should in your mercy blow an enemy to bits, we thank thee."

After christening...