oliver (super cool) 🍉

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[Charlie Cummings @klaytheist11]

An insurance company is trying to kill my life partner. Felt it was appropriate to write down the rage I feel

[oliver (super cool) 🍉 @Rvlo412]

@MizukiAlola USUM is not getting to switch before B2W2 surely

[oliver (super cool) 🍉 @Rvlo412]

@DiscussingFilm Am I going crazy I thought he was already Sir Idris Elba

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

DuckDuckGo, a search engine offering an AI-free search option, has seen its traffic surge by 300% as users grow increasingly frustrated with Google’s AI-heavy search results.

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

& there are people defending this because "it has great GDP growth"

[delaniac 🌹🌱 @ChadNotChud]

“It’s immoral to be privileged in ways that others aren’t” is a deeply funny statement from the richest man on earth personally responsible for the deaths of millions of children

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

LEAKED AUDIO: In an all-hands meeting on April 30, Mark Zuckerberg tells employees that he's training AI on them ahead of mass layoffs.

"The AI models learn from watching really smart people do things... The average intelligence of the people who are at this company is significantly higher than the average set of people that you can get to do tasks.

So if we're trying to teach the models coding, for example, then having people internally build tools or solve tasks that help teach the model how to code, we think is going to dramatically increase our model's coding ability faster than what others in the industry have the capability to do, who don't have thousands and thousands of extremely strong engineers at their company."

[Matthew “Movies” Thomason @ThomasonTown]

Google announces that I’m about to switch to a different search engine that doesn’t suck.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has scrapped all protections for a critically endangered whale species known as the Rice's whale, allowing oil and gas drilling in their natural habitat.

The regulatory meeting dooming the 50 remaining Rice's whales lasted just 15 minutes.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

A 10-year-old wrote MAGA Congresswoman Virginia Foxx for a school project.

He chose to write about an electric vehicle tax credit. Something he thought was good for the environment.

Virginia responded by attacking him and his teacher for being propagandized.

Her words: “your teacher will not be able to give you a good education as they are too interested in indoctrinating you... How sad.”

An 80-year-old woman. Attacking a 10-year-old. For doing his homework.

These people have power over your life.

[june egbert of musictwt!! 💙 @transfems]

"jazz is just random notes and bad tuning and is just noise"
TRANSLATING.....
"I AM A WHITE SUPREMACIST LONG LIVE THE ARYAN RACE"

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

So like…

We gotta…

[tommy @sten_deeznuts]

outbreak of a 40% mortality rate virus while america is out of the WHO and rfk jr is in charge

[kyle @Kylypso]

Only in America can a Canadian billionaire waltz into a drought-ridden state on the verge of ecological collapse and get a massive data center campus rubber-stamped with huge tax breaks. Zero local input. But made possible by the bought and paid for government!

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Kevin O'Leary's massive data center was approved by a county commission in Utah last night.

At 40,000 acres, it would be 2.5x the size of Manhattan.

The commission approved the proposal despite opposition from hundreds of locals.

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

openai․com was once the personal homepage of a guy named glenn (2001), and tiktok․com was the quaint shared homepage of a couple who went from dating to married with a baby (~1998-2001). THREAD!!!

[emily berkley @emberkkk]

if someone could take Kirk out by the neck, that'd be much appreciated. just make sure it's an injury he can recover from.