Squeaky Laundry

[Squeaky Laundry @RyanJHurdle]

My New Year's resolution is to tweet the total number of times I poop each day.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Interesting timing, isn’t it? Musk’s “Department of Government Efficiency” rolls out a plan, and suddenly NASA’s future is on the chopping block—right as SpaceX stands to gain.

This isn’t about efficiency; it’s about funneling public resources into private pockets.

[Kaiju No. Kev @M_F_Ninja]

So, if I’m to understand, the lady who’s been screaming about groomers has information on republicans about sexual impropriety but she’s just gonna hold on to it unless people stop picking on her friend for fucking an underage girl.

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

I wish Americans understood how much we’re propagandized every single day

[Caner Dagli 📿 @CKDagli]

It’s illuminating that Israel can send drones up close like this to stare Hamas members in the face and yet they choose to drop 2000 pound bombs on crowded civilian areas.

[Sharif Abdel Kouddous شريف عبد القدوس @sharifkouddous]

The Ministry of Health in Gaza has just published a 649-page document with the the name, age, gender, ID number of every Palestinian killed in Gaza from October 7 to August 31 that it has info for (over 34k out of 40k). The 1st 14 pages the age is listed as 0 (under 1 year old)

[Abier @abierkhatib]

It’s ok guys, it’s just ‘self-defense’

[Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin]

Not great that the points of convergence from both candidates in tonight’s debate seem to be: accelerating climate change, terrorizing migrants, and providing cover and arms for Israel’s genocide

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Trump and the Republicans helped cause perhaps *250,000* preventable Covid deaths. And yet people whine on today about lab leaks and school closures and just gloss over this scandal of historic proportions; mass death via the GOP.
Shameful. Unforgivable. https://t.co/oWlWkMNsY2

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

Bridgit Mendler’s Wario

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

This would be such a funny explanation for why Justin Timberlake got pulled over.

[Brian Merchant @bcmerchant]

Nothing symbolic to see here, just one of our largest tech companies missing its climate targets so it can attempt to automate creative jobs

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

in the last 10 days the Supreme Court has ruled that the president can do crimes, bribery is legal, agencies have no actual authority, and also that the homeless can be thrown in prison for the crime of not having a home.

[QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE @AKBrews]

These are the new laws to enter a library in Idaho.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I can’t believe the Supreme Court just ruled that the president can sleep outdoors in a public space.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has just ruled 6-3 that it is legal to criminalize homelessness.

The Court sided with an Oregon town that made it illegal to camp in public, overturning a decades long precedent that says criminalizing homelessness is cruel and unusual punishment.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Fun fact about the debate:

It’s the first time the Secret Service has allowed a convicted felon to get this close to the President of the United States.

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

Just want to be 100% clear about the primary causual mechanism here:

Texas' abortion ban is forcing mothers to carry pregnancies with fetal abnormalities to term, then watch their babies suffer and die.

It's unfathomable cruelty. It's the MAGA vision for the future.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Did he say anything about the dozens of innocent Palestinians killed in the raid to rescue them, a raid that wouldn’t have been necessary if Netanyahu had agreed to the hostage release deal - for all the hostages, not just four! - that Biden had claimed Netanyahu had agreed to?

[ؘ @PARKERSFlLMS]

a google doc of gofundme’s for palestine !! https://t.co/B4djpbMaZq