Ryan Mirvis

Team Leader / Party Starter (also see: high five enthusiast, beard grower, dance machine) - stand up comic, sit down writer

[Ryan Mirvis @RyanMirvis]

Straight up, though, I fux with Neville Longbottom #50PointsGryffindor

[Mark Ellis @markellislive]

@sarahtiana @blairsocci @Gabrus @TaranKillam @Vikings @NFLonPrime @NFLFilms MIRV! 🔥🔥🔥

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

@sarahtiana @blairsocci @Gabrus @TaranKillam @Vikings @NFLonPrime @NFLFilms Anything with MIRV becomes awesome

[sarahtiana⚾️🏈 @sarahtiana]

Tonight’s episode of the Pile On was my new fave (this happens every week)

[Ryan Mirvis @RyanMirvis]

What’s it called when you take the COVID vaccine and then take Molly? Is that Pfizer-flipping? Is taking Johnson & Johnson & Ketamine safe? I don’t wanna get stuck down a J&J hole... (asking for a friend)

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

And I thought this only happened in Disney cartoons...😍

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

It’s no longer protests but domestic terrorism.

[Peacock @peacock]

🚨 This is not a drill. 🚨 Presenting a never-before-seen cold open from #TheOffice!

Watch #TheOfficeonPeacock for more exclusive content: https://t.co/83j9pd3Wke

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

oh my god I missed this

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Look, you may not agree with Amy Coney Barrett’s extreme views, but at least she’s also unqualified

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

The most embarrassing thing about the U.S. having another civil war is it’s not even for a new reason

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

A fun prank would be if we stopped this from becoming a dictatorship on November 3rd and whatnot.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

Trump thinks only suckers pay taxes.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Last year Republicans blasted a firehose of hatred + vitriol my way because I treated myself to a $250 cut & lowlights on my birthday.

Where’s the criticism of their idol spending $70k on hairstyling?

Oh, it’s nowhere because they’re spineless, misogynistic hypocrites? Got it.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

It’s getting harder to be @TheOnion. But they’re up for it.

[Ryan Mirvis @RyanMirvis]

If you think that there aren’t enough dumb people to re-elect Trump, just remember how many people record entire concerts on their cell phones vertically and with the flashlight on the whole time. There are plenty of dumb people.

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

EXCLUSIVE | The Trump administration has secretly siphoned nearly $4 million away from a program that tracks and treats FDNY firefighters and medics suffering from 9/11 related illnesses.

https://t.co/FwDPsNL9WK

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

hope y’all are happy you broke Jim Gaffigan

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Eisenhower once said: “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.”

It's time to cut the Pentagon budget by 10% and invest in human needs.

[State of the Union @CNNSOTU]

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti says that they are on the “brink” of issuing another stay-at-home order as coronavirus cases increase in the city #CNNSOTU