Ryan Sims

[Jack Boot @IamJackBoot]

@BastDoug A bad peach is disastrous.

[Hayley @hayleyjclark]

The south is so amazing. Just talked to an old man by the river about micro plastics and he said "There’s glitter in our veins that will long outlast our bones" then he just walked away from me.

[big beauty judy @samwaltjones]

a rotisserie chicken is an SSRI

[Ryan Sims @RyanSimsy]

When you don't relate to anyone, it's easy to always say the right things.

[Ryan Sims @RyanSimsy]

Waffle house is southern hibachi at its best

[Ryan Sims @RyanSimsy]

Kohl's cash was the original crypto

[Waka Flocka Flame 🔥 @WakaFlocka]

@benshapiro stop talking shit lil boy

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

new lacroix flavors!
-transported in a truck near bananas
-hint of hint of lime
-single skittle dissolved in water
-shy watermelon
-imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery

[Ryan Sims @RyanSimsy]

This is my absolute favorite thing to ever happen anywhere https://t.co/bBGA0GCdTr

[Defend Assange Campaign @JulianAssange]

My deepest thanks to the US government, Senator McCain and Senator Lieberman for pushing Visa, MasterCard, Payal, AmEx, Mooneybookers, et al, into erecting an illegal banking blockade against @WikiLeaks starting in 2010. It caused us to invest in Bitcoin -- with > 50000% return.

[KEVIN @igsatan]

College is supposed to make you smarter. Burying yourself in $100,000 in debt for a piece of paper that says you're smart is an idiotic act.

[Ryan Sims @RyanSimsy]

@susankpark screw that what's your address

[Ryan Sims @RyanSimsy]

Anyone want some free bananas and a free grapefruit. I'm going out of town and they will go bad. Free delivery.