Ryan Szpak

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

3 guarantees in life

-death
-taxes
-some fucked up shit happening in Florida

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Was this really worth a push notification at 10pm

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

every time I stop for gas, I have to go inside and check out the energy drink selection

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

how lazy do you have to be to not bring your trash cans in after trash day?

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@Jconn09 lol

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

"Farts are always funny, not going to lie."

Someone farted in the background of Logan Webb's postgame presser, and he couldn't hold it together 💨 🤣

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@NBAGrandRapids what time do doors open?

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@Brycler1423 @ScottRebaa @NBAGrandRapids i’m going to the game

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@ScottRebaa @NBAGrandRapids i’m going to the game. lmk if you want mine

[Dick Butkus @thedickbutkus]

Go Bears

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@ChipotleTweets wtf is this. when did you start serving spinach?

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@NBAGrandRapids Jay Wright

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

truly wild stat

average length of Patrick Mahomes TD passes:

2019: 17.3 air yards
2020: 13.0 air yards
2021: 8.5 air yards
2022: 4.5 air yards

last year Mahomes threw 41 touchdowns

only ONE (1) traveled more than 19 yards

[White Sox Charities @soxcharities]

RETWEET for the chance to win an autographed Liam Hendriks baseball and Close Out Cancer shirt!

No purch. nec. Enter by 11:59 p.m. CT on 6/1/23.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Who’s a retired player that if you saw playing in a game today you wouldn’t think twice?

I was just thinking if Kyle Korver was on any of these playoff teams I wouldn’t blink. I’d just be like oh yeah, that makes sense, he hasn’t retired yet

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@ChiTownSports what are your thoughts on this hire?

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@ChiTownSports

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@ChiTownSports why?

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@Stephen_A_Roman @ChuckGarfien the shift will be gone next season

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@ChiTownSports Okay then don’t watch

[Ryan Szpak @RyanSzpak]

@ChiTownSports @JesseRogersESPN @Buster_ESPN @MDGonzales Google would know