Ryan Thompson

he/him

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I had to give a speech at my dad's funeral. As part of my eulogy speech I quoted Dr Who regeneration speeches and also the 12th Doctor. I feel no shame as it was genuinely heartfelt.

[Scott Pert @Scott_Pert]

Michael Carrick’s next Manchester United team talk.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[Detroit Paris Page @WhatupDetroit]

I'm trying to watch the eclipse but I don't have any glasses.

[mooresy @jamesmoores_]

James Trafford next transfer window

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Every single ODYSSEY tweet only makes me think of this, the one good b'sky post I've seen migrated to this platform

[Samir Bannout da Silva Jr 🇦🇲 @iiskenderian]

"Torcer pra Argentina ou virar um cantor japonês?"
Eu:

[filmfan24 @filmfan24]

“Experience the epic conclusion”
WE ARE DONE WHEN I SAY WE ARE DONE

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Jordan Henderson when he sees Kobbie Mainoo about to come on for Rice against Argentina

[Kris Wall @KrisWall92]

Dan Burn and Jordan Henderson #england

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Cape Verde qualifying for the Round of 32

[Mike Morrison @MDMorrison82]

In the dead of night the Scots arrived at the Airbnb across the street. Decked out and playing the pipes at 6:30 am. So it begins…

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

fucking america man. 3 years of fresh italian produce and the poor lad has one taste of yank food and is shitting rings round himself

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

boss: “ use the company card to buy dinner because since you’re staying late to work on the deck but don’t go nuts”

Me on the phone with Panda Express

[່ @pxrcyishim]

championship clubs in tottenham stadium next season:

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

The rule of the World Cup draw should be you're not allowed anywhere near the stage unless you can correctly identify a photo of Asamoah Gyan

A bit like Captcha but to keep bellends away from the beautiful game

[L @MsLMG79]

God, the Americans are going to be absolutely horrified by the Tartan Army. They think 3 beers is a drink problem & ‘cunt’ is highly offensive. They’re going to be on a real learning journey next summer.