Ryan Van Patten

Average tweeter. sports fanatic. fitness enthusiast

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal scenario the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Computer Cowboy @benbbaldwin]

"There's nothing Harris could have done because voters primarily care about their personal finances at the same time as being economically illiterate" is kind of an unsatisfying conclusion but here we are

[Computer Cowboy @benbbaldwin]

Not sure how to read global election results as anything other than voters loathing inflation and blaming the party in charge even if said party didn't cause it and -- in the US case -- did very well relative to the rest of the world in bringing it down

[Dani 🩷🧸🎀 @yourrrfavdani]

And what’s gonna be yalls excuse if Trump wins and things are still expensive, rent is still ridiculously high, and crime increases?

[Ryan Van Patten @RyanVanPatten]

@kirst_liam 🙌🏼

[Justin @jdabre11]

Btw, we're going to have a 7-2 SCOTUS for the next 40 years. Any hope of any progress in civil rights or in progressive policy is completely and utterly dead.

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

Herschel Walker does not have a good track record of using protection.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Found out. 😤

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

Weird how excited liberals get thinking of genital mutilation.

Follow along if you think I’m kidding.

There’s no way Kamala wins Iowa.

I wouldn’t bet my balls on just anything.

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

Kamala Harris is not winning Iowa.

I’m so certain of it I’ll castrate myself on camera if it happens.

These people are just full of absolute sh*t in the final days of this election.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

The internet stays undefeated 🤣💀

H/t @KvotheTheArcane

[Art Candee 🍿🥤 @ArtCandee]

@mcuban Here you go.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

TRUMP: “We need to defeat our opponents. They are the enemy within.”

SUPPORTERS: “He means illegal immigration and woke stuff.”

TRUMP: “I want to be clear that democrats, former staff, the media, and half of America are enemies we must put down.”

SUPPORTERS: “He means taxes”

[New York Daily News @NYDailyNews]

RACIST RALLY
Speakers supporting Trump at MSG event insult Puerto Ricans, Blacks, Jews and Harris https://t.co/TIMaxNseYd

They're down, but not out
Yankees have some experience coming back from trailing 2-0 in fall classic https://t.co/vl2mAbHonT

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

It's hard to imagine what could be worse than what is already out there about Trump. Here are just a few clips/stories that should be disqualifying.

1. Trump comments on the breasts of his 1-year-old baby:

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

When a former Trump official comes out with a story demonstrating Trump’s unfitness for office, nihilistic Trump defenders leap into action, questioning the motives, context, or credibility of the individual making the claim. They’re doing this right now with General Kelly.

[Ryan Van Patten @RyanVanPatten]

@JT_Rice05 @KamalaHarris @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @Tim_Walz Do we know what Kamala’s is

[Ryan Van Patten @RyanVanPatten]

@JT_Rice05 @KamalaHarris @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @Tim_Walz No. Your vote for president should not depend on who pledges to wipe away the debt you willingly signed up for and agreed to the terms of. Thats just ignorant