Ryan C Miller

Husband. Dad. Lover of Life. | @ballstate alumn x 2 | Thoughts are my own.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

LOL

[The Obama Foundation @ObamaFoundation]

"I dare you to do better. I dare you to dream bigger." — President Obama

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I'm really tired of how much credit Chicago gets for dying the Chicago River green for Saint Patrick's Day, when President Trump has done the same thing for America's 250th Anniversary with zero fanfare.

[Texas Democratic Party @texasdemocrats]

Governor Abbott closed out his speech at the Texas GOP convention with a live elephant. It then peed on the floor as it left the room.

The perfect metaphor for the Texas Republican Party.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I’m Kid Rock.”
“I’m Naomi Wolf.”
“I’m Kanye West.”
“I’m Matt Taibbi.”
“I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Can't believe he folded to special interests so quickly on this issue.

[Richard Roeper @RichardERoeper]

Breaking news: Marty Culp and Bobbi Mohan-Culp have withdrawn from the Great American State Fair.

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A man blinded by a flag about to step off into emptiness might be Banksy's best work ever.

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

2026 is 33% complete.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I’ll admit, when I was a kid in the 90s I definitely thought that Kid Rock would have less direct involvement with military operations

[Alex Driggars @AlexDriggars]

Gobsmacking statistic in this story: “While city pools and splash pads consume almost 2 million gallons of water over the course of a summer, a single Exxon plastics plant consumes 13 million gallons per day.”

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Schoolhouse Rock never prepared us for this shit.

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Perfect.

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed through the universe of time.

Earth as seen from Artemis II.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Y’all gotta stop taking pictures of strangers without consent and posting them for clout

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁