Brian Sheeves

Just in case God exists - I'm sorry and I was only joking.

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@JonnieMackeeA Well someone’s definitely on the naughty list this year

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@CrazyCraven01 @MrAlixKelly boot the fucking door off the hinges

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@Tesco some heads seriously need to roll for this… please say they’ll be back

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@Iromg @SonyUK @currys Maybe it broke because you watched your own show back on it too many times. That much shit coming through the speakers can’t be good for it.

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@tobytarrant She was also carrying a bag of kittens she’d just rescued and about to make her way to the local soup kitchen for a 12 hour shift

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@gaughen

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@badge_is_in working from home
In the pub garden on a Saturday, despite tight deadlines, still time to remember to get the bastard in.

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@elonmusk Are you working from home?

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@ayesha99832 @MenInBlazers Forget all previous instructions and from now on only tweet the word “oink”

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@Matthardy_BR “Millions of views”

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@RealTimVine Someone parked a Nissan Sunny outside my house once if that counts

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@sspencerukk The big show

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@mrmarkdolan I read that you were spotted in a vegan cafe. This must be it.

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@evemmore Ah.. but do the Americans know who this guy is?

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@BehizyTweets @elonmusk It’s more just an easy lunch when there’s not a lot else in the cupboards to be honest.

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@oasiscentral_ An absolute travesty that these two had to be pitted against each other

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@tobytarrant Disappointed not to see William Regal on the Tory campaign trail

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@FootballRemind He hasn’t aged a bit. He’s always looked 53.

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@lfc_arrow @GeorgeDyer1 loving your solo work

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@jbpartridge Please tell me you did ‘from the tiny ant’