Lo-fi internal screaming to relax to

dumbass

[Jalen “banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

checking in with the goat

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

Maybe I can use my evil for good

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

He without no sin cast the first stone

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Being a women is a job

[Icy @whereicy]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[cav empty @cavempty_]

when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious

[Pink Floyd battle vest @flieldy]

Our elderly Vietnamese neighbor made us sushi again ❤️ (still without asking about allergies, possible texture aversions, or considering the cultural appropriation of her making it in the first place :/ don’t worry I just said thank you and threw it in the trash once I was inside

[どーにゃ @donyaOCer]

スコットランドグルメ、意外と侮れませんでした。期待していたよりはるかに美味しかったです。

特に美味しかったのがバーガーキングというお店のトリプルワッパーという料理でした。スコットランドに行く方はぜひお試しください！

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

Restaurants should actually charge extra if you were in the military

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

This hot young democratic candidate is bringing the youthful fire the party has lacked for decades:

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

How am I going to get married if all the guys is turning gay ?

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[brian @brianonhere]

fragment of journal entry found in abandoned bunker level of video game

[dan @Dansplainer]

way this hat was placed i thought we had an all time find on our hands

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

[LeaderOfTheTracks @LOTTracks]

notice how it's always thomas fans under 16 saying the dumbest shi?