@yeahkwaku See how you refuse to address yourself and then make shit up to attempt to insult me? I don't play video games at all, and haven't for decades. Look in the mirror Kwaku, you've got shit to work out, and lashing out constantly isn't helping.
@yeahkwaku you block EVERY account, I spot checked a few of those that your little hurt ego made you screenshot, that are supposedly so minor that they should be blocked, but important enough for you to memorialize. They all have hundreds, if not thousands of followers. Self reflect son.
While this has been fun, I must come clean…Thank you, everyone, for enjoying my April Fools prank on the COBOL Streamhouse. Special thanks to @DeltaStreamInc and @hackernoon for being in on it and running with the joke.
With all that said, we do have a BIG announcement next week that you will be interested in—it’s legit real and legit big. Follow DeltaStream on LinkedIn to hear about it as soon as it hits.
The time has come. I’ve been teasing this for the last month, but now I can finally announce it. As you might know, my early days were as a COBOL programmer, and I was very good at it. Approximately 60% to 70% of the world's business transactions are processed in COBOL. I’ve been watching attempts to convert COBOL to another language since Y2K, and I realized this was the wrong way to go. The real answer was to bring the modern data stack to the legacy world. To that end, with the support of @DeltaStreamInc , we are announcing COBOL Streamhouse. A native implementation of Apache Kafka and Apache Iceberg in the COBOL Language. Links to details and the GitHub are in the comments.
I really like this updated feature in the product. I'm a visual person, so seeing these streaming data flows and their relationship to queries is very satisfying.
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@taco_talks you seem to be getting your information from the 80s "banned mormon cartoon" which is about 99% innacurate. Let's take one. Mormons don't teach that there is heavenly sex making heavenly babies. You just look stupid regurgitating points from generations ago that are wrong.