Samantha Ashley

You can never have enough dogs

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

When you went to UD solely for the in-state tuition but now you have a degree from the same school as The 46th President of the United States.

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

Idk who needs to hear this but in 20 days #bettywhite will be 100 years old and I’m just curious where my invite to that party is.

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

@Charna_Flam To potty train?? 😂😂

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

@Charna_Flam HE IS 2 YEARS OLD

HE’S PROBABLY NOT EVEN POTTY TRAINED YET

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

@Charna_Flam Like the baby?

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

Biden pushing back making payments on student loans instead of cancelling them is the reason our generation has procrastination problems.

“Just forget it’s due for a little bit longer”

[CNN @CNN]

President Biden says he will extend the pause on student loan payments until May. The payments were set to restart in February. https://t.co/jD73d4qF8H

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Meet the newest Biden.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Welcome to the White House, Commander.

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

Omg I was apart of this today!! #boosted

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Vaccine update:
2.2 million doses reported administered today — the highest single day total in nearly 7 months.
If you haven’t already, get fully vaccinated and get boosted.

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

*Looking at my FB status’s from 2009*

Me: “How tf did I have friends?”

Also Me: “Oh wait, I didn’t”

😂😂😂😂

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

Thank you @ajrbrothers for spending 463 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/lQ2YN2dCyh

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

@Charna_Flam This tweet has a lot going on

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

When they’re a Tom Brady fan 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@Eagles #GoBirds

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

Loved seeing this ahead of the @Eagles vs @dallascowboys game!! #GoEagles

[Marcus Gabriel @MarcusIsWriting]

The Dune and NFL crossover begins... Ad features CeeDee Lamb and DeVonta Smith.
Via @devontasmith_6, @_CeeDeeThree | H/T: @SecretsOfDune
#DuneMovie #Dune2021 #Dune

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

@Eagles

[Marcus Gabriel @MarcusIsWriting]

The Dune and NFL crossover begins... Ad features CeeDee Lamb and DeVonta Smith.
Via @devontasmith_6, @_CeeDeeThree | H/T: @SecretsOfDune
#DuneMovie #Dune2021 #Dune

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the FDA. has also fully approved. giving my forehead. a little smooch

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Those of us who got Moderna are like

[Samantha Ashley @SAM_wichhhh]

Why have not seen anyone acknowledge that today is Friday the 13th 😶‍🌫️👻👹

[Brian Steixner MD @DrBrianSteixner]

Just overheard a ER doctor tell a patient “If you are concerned about C02 levels from a face mask, then our climate crises is really gonna make you lose your mind”

[jen curran @jencurran]

Today I got the results of my vaccine response from my oncologist. Anything over 400 is great. 250 is okay. Mine was 16. They consider it “background noise.”

So just another friendly reminder that you, a healthy person, getting the vaccine can potentially save my life! 😘