very weird to me how many people I know don’t believe in free healthcare but then go and participate in dance marathons to raise money for children’s hospitals. marissa you can stop dancing there’s an easier way
me: *pounding on son's locked bedroom door* open up this instant! this is my house
son: no it isn't, you have a mortgage so it's the bank's house. have someone from wells fargo come and tell me
me: [to wife] i knew we shouldn't have gotten him those personal finance books