sk

starve the ego, feed the soul

[Shyla @simplyshyla_]

Your beliefs should not control my fucking uterus
#RoeVsWade

[sk @SARUHK]

I think it should be acceptable in the dating world nowadays to ask for references. Like let me call up your ex and find out why you guys broke up.

[sk @SARUHK]

You’ll never be in a bad mood if you start your morning listening to “whoomp! There it is.”

[sk @SARUHK]

@RickNasty4 @kfc This was your first tweet since April?

[sk @SARUHK]

@NotTylerShort Thanks for the reminder, Ty!

[sk @SARUHK]

I need minimum 7 seasons of The Ultimatum.

[sk @SARUHK]

I cannot explain this, but Putin gives me “little man syndrome” vibes.

[sk @SARUHK]

I was a happier person before they took The Office off Netflix.

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

Matthew Stafford is going to the Super Bowl.

[John Shields, MD, FAAOS @jointdocShields]

So are we all just going to have permanent N95 nose scars?

[sk @SARUHK]

@tine_erv

[sk @SARUHK]

@jackroskopp There’s a walk in clinic in livonia as well!

[itzy binks ohtani 💙🇲🇽 @theitzybinks]

just wear a mask lmfao its not that hard

[susie 👼🏼 @azucenaibarraa]

me to me: ✨ go little rockstar ✨

[sk @SARUHK]

When is tjmaxx/marshalls gonna stop ruining my life with their sticker price tags?

[Michigan Football @UMichFootball]

𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 𝐁𝟏𝐆 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 〽

#GoBlue

[sk @SARUHK]

@BrendanShaw I literally had this exact thought 30 minutes ago 😂

[sk @SARUHK]

@pet_mouse I never knew if that was confirmed or not

[sk @SARUHK]

Why am I crying????

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25