MAXIMUMCARNAGE

there you are

[Marvel Mania @Sksj002]

First In My Bloodline To Notice This Detail Of Spider-Man

[MAXIMUMCARNAGE @SAv4GEAf]

@elijahliststeve False teacher

[History Nerd @_HistoryNerd]

When Mike Tyson returned to the ring in 1995, it felt like every celebrity on the planet showed up to watch.

The fight was over in just 89 seconds

[MAXIMUMCARNAGE @SAv4GEAf]

@KaiSchwemmer Repent

[Its_Coach_Steve @Its_Coach_Steve]

Per multiple sources, LSU and Alabama have been tampering with UNC baseball freshman phenom Caden Glauber.

[The Trickster @DaaatYakub]

Bitch looks like a Neanderthal

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Insane: Marshawn Lynch reveals that he didn’t touch any of the $56,769,878 he made while playing in the NFL.

"On my off days, I’d go work with these brands and get a bag, bring in a couple 100 bands, and I could just eat off that and not worry bout my game check."

A true role model on and off the field 👏

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

“GEN Z DOESN’T DRINK”
“GEN Z DOESN’T DATE”
“GEN Z DOESN’T BUY HOUSES”
“GEN Z DOESN’T HAVE KIDS”
“GEN Z DOESN’T SMILE”

Maybe because:

• They graduated into a pandemic

• Job hunted into an AI apocalypse

• Entered the housing market when rates hit 8%

• Watched a world war start before they turned 25

• Got their first paycheck and lost 30% to taxes they’ll never see benefits from

• Student loans kicked in the same month rent doubled

• Were told to “just network” during two years of lockdown

• Grew up on social media designed to make them feel worthless

• Watched billionaires add trillions during COVID while they lost their jobs

• Inherited a planet that’s literally on fire

• Were promised the American Dream and handed the American Bill

But yeah.

It’s the avocado toast.

[Danny @Truth_matters20]

Moses was a prophet of God.

Joseph Smith was a prophet of Satan.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

International tourists trying Texas BBQ is incredible to watch

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

It’s funny how Jesus said we don’t have to do this anymore 2000 years ago and here we are

[Sports Spectrum @Sports_Spectrum]

"I have to have help, and the Holy Spirit gives me that help." - Scott Forbes

@DiamondHeels's Head Coach Scott Forbes shares his faith in Christ at the College World Series.

#RoadToOmaha x #MCWS

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I’d rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work

[Kyle Seraphin @KyleSeraphin]

"Mr. Seraphin met Kash Patel in person for the second time on Monday, January 16, 2023 in Las Vegas NV. Mr. Patel stated he was having a hard time finding a girl to date who wasn't a prostitute."

[MAXIMUMCARNAGE @SAv4GEAf]

@priyaee You are a shit slinger from India that needs to go back home.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

This man went to court for fishing without a license and resisting arrest.

Straight up owns this judge.

I admire his ability and will to stand up for himself and for his God-given rights.

[Scantyer 🇦🇱 @scantierrr]

The number 1 thing pisses me off today is how every company realized they can still technically operate at the bare minimum if they run a skeleton crew for everything. So now every service sucks, both for the workers and the customers, and we can't do anything.

[autist @litteralyme0]

politics

[Immortal Tessy @TheresaArueyin1]

One day, all 8 billion people on earth will know that Jesus Christ is God, and every knee shall bow.